The Factory:Vacancies
...Sooo...better employ sum 'other' animals 2 prove ham not racist...put an advert in local newspaper it says, 'Now interviewing SHEEP 4 the prestigeous job of knitting T-cosies, must bring own wool & will b paid well'....
Day came and all the sheep bunched 2gether Hey...they all looked the same 2 me...cudn't tell 1 from the other ??..
Line up plz says i...putting on me professional look...tip tap tip tap! (noise of sheep feet lining up).!
1 brave sheep says 'My name is Shirley,how much do ewe pay?(sheep word..hehe)the pigs ewe got working here say ewe pay only peanuts!'....
NO! NO! Thats wot pigs get paid i says..also pigs get acorns az a bonus..ewe (getting in2 sheep talk)wud get paid erm er (sticks tongue out of corner of mouth & roll me eyes in deep concentration!!!)...heh um ! (clears throat)ewe wud get paid wiv forage beet & ur bonus wud b herbs,but...ewe muz meet the required quantities needed 4 the day....show me how fast ewe con knit Shirley.
.....Clack Clackerty Click Clack Clack Clickerty Clack.....
k k ewe r hired thats pretty fast work 4 a sheep all the other in4mation ewe will need is on the staff notice board over there(points with trotters).Baaa, says Shirley....
Next...,wots ur name? Shirley pipes up 'He's Shaun the sheep,he's shaun the sheep, he even works with those who cannot bleat....
Yes i interrupt az all other sheep were singing along or so it seemed (strange all this bleating sounds like singing!), thx Shirley let him bleat 4 himself,..can ewe dye wool 4 us Shaun ?...
No probs says shaun i'm ur sheep....K ur hired, sorry thaz all the positions filled.
Baaa baaaa baaa,....tip tap tip tap(noise of sheep feet)& off others went.
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