Tinker tinker !! Bash bang wallop ! Still cant find out Y all me co-ordinates got wiped out ???
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| Wow ! Itz been snowing :) |
Over 7 years now, well 7 years & 9 months by me rekon-ing, i az been dumped here on this dismal planet they call Earth...SIGH ! (& thats a big sigh). Wonder wots goin' on back home ? Let's c...at this time of year i wud b playing all the usual family games...like 'Blind Pigs In The Buff', 'Charades', thaz a bit hard 2 play on yer own so i look in a mirror but i still cor guess wot silly green pig is mimining 2 me :) & 'Pass The Parsnip'. We play that by passing a parsnip or wot ever other veggie we az 2 trotter while sittin' on floor & the music playing & wen eet stops the 1 who az the parsnip con take bites outa eet till music starts agen & orf we pass the veggie agen. Amongst other games.
We wud b x-changing Happy Commissioner Day cards & presents wiv family & friends & the day b 4 we wud b decking the tree trunks outside wiv nails & holly. So i do this ear (wrong Earth word spelling but who cares)...deck the tree trunks outside wiv nails & holly etc...& build a big snow tree (sticks a few carrots & apples in tree for decorations).
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| There u iz tree...dow u look pretty :) |
Wonder wot Mama, Papa & me numerous siblings r doin' ? (sniffle sniff)
Inside me farmhouse i az strung up the many previous years streamers they look pretty tatty now...must get sum new 1's if ham still ear next year & bin blowing up balloons wiv blasting powder 2. Been cooking & preparing deli-cassys like leaves, acorns, roast termites & scarab beetles b sides grubs of differing kinds...& loads of lager. Even tried brewin' me own thiz year (Yuck!) iz great flavor (Urgh!) who ham eye kiddin'. Still will giv eet me best shot...Glug glug glug ! :)
Woz messing 'bout still tinkering in me UFO...like 1 does when suddenly.....Szzwhoo-Zhooow-Shzooowoo....& this hologram appeared in front of me eyes..twas a big green pig wiv his favourite pet kat named Mog on his lap...i rubbed me eyes wiv trotters.
Twas great illustrious leader of Zork...from me home planet...he looked a year older somehow & he is known by the title "Commissioner" & he grunted out....erm...i wrote some of it down 4 u c ? erm...think i'd better translate 4 u.
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| The Commissioner & iz kat |
Says....A message from ur Commissioner, eh hum (clears throat) Loyal subjects....Another year az com and gon, Blah blah blah...drone drone drone...wow how long he goes on & on still, telling the same old story 'bout how great eet iz 4 sum 2 sacrifice 1 self by giving of 1 self 4 planet Zork & remembering those who av...& how sum may never b seen again...? Not sure if he mentioned me ? Phew! At last he says...& it gives me great pleasure 2 announce that u may now celebrate "Commissioner Day"....Sooooo let the celebrations b-gin, eat drink & throw up...Then just as he appeared, he disappeared...suddenly...like.
WOW ! oinked I.
Perhaps they STILL aint 4 got me...& i wonder if they got a day on Zork that remembers all those who gave their lives up 4 the good of the planet & that they r still trying 2 contact me 2 get me home....sob sob sniffle & me chin wobbled...just a bit...think i herd 'nother voice saying " Live long & prosper ", fink it was the Commissioner...or just me finking it ??? R well must make most of me life ear( wrong spellin' gen but who cares ? 1 day ham sure i'll get hang of eet :) )
Woz that noize ?? Oh hi Pinky :) U cum 2 celebrate wiv me this year :)
