Patience Is A Virtue ... part 1 of 4

Part 1 of 4

Welcome...do u want 2 know how 2 b a patience little pig ? U do...good :) .

1st thing 2 do iz 2 identify the causes that triggers ur impatience.  R there individuals who TRY ur patience, like ur mate or best friend ? Do u lose ur patience while waiting 4 others or when ur running L8 ? Or cud u b tired, HUNGRY, sleepy or under some kind of stress ? Do u tend 2 lose ur patience at home or at work...or...maybe both ? U may say...some things r not working out as u thought they wud.Time may b the stress factor in ur life....

KNOCK KNOCK !!

Who's Knocking  On Me Door?

Oh who's that knocking on me door ! Go away...oinks I without opening the door, am very bee zee i az loads of fings 2 do & dow bother cuming back this side of next month !!! Heh-hum....soooo....where woz i ? R....yes....if u woz 2 simplify ur life....(looks round farmhouse at all me time saving labour devices )...like me...erm...er...errrr...instead of

But i needs all of me labor saving devices!

multitasking...erm...err (gets a little lost at this point :) )...coz  really that wud....er....overtax sum 1's brain (not mine though)...erm...yes...multitasking erodes 1's ability 2 pay focused close attention & er...erm...thiz eats away at traits such az patience, tenacity,(av 2 look this word up)...judgement & problem solving....Wotz that noise ??? 2 b cont....

At The Gym Weights & Things ... part4 of 4

Weights & Things : Part 4 of 4

Giggled and snorted b-hind our trotters!

...well we ALL fell about laughing hehe & didnt notice him storming over 2 us...."YOUR BARRED!" he grunted "I've been watching you two & have had quite a few complaints about you" ...& as he listed them his voice seemed to 'whistle' a bit lol. He oinked on & listed complaints which were...(1) You upset Bertha by stuffin' yourselves with fish & chips after 1 of her fitness classes...we giggled & snorted out loud.., "hehehe...snoortt"( like that) (2) You harassed Randy & Lola watching them erm..er workout"...(oh yeah...whos buying that 1 ;)..)...more oinky

More giggling!

grunts..."oinky oinky gruuunt!"(like that)...:) (3) You played about on the treadmill, flying your friend off into space & onto the exercise bike, where you proceeded to set it on fire!..we put our trotters over our mouths & sniggered...(4) Also you wrote off the Pro Fitness Cyclone Air Rowing machine & one of you loosed off a row of obscenities..... i pointed at me friend grinning & saying .."Not me!"....(5) You ogled the young sows in the next room & drooled making faces & scaring them while you were trampolining.

"I woz...i woz er, erm, exercising me face muscles!"Oinked Moonpig.

(6) Lastly you flung that trampoline so hard at ME that my whistle..."now where is my whistle ?"

ooOoo, we're barred

 "He he he!"...we pointed to his snout..."Soooo wot u gona do 'bout it?" says I wiv trotters on  ...er...hips.

"YOU'RE BARRED"...shouty oinked Dick.

"Oh good" said we both together, with Moony mopping his brow b-tween his legs!

At The Gym Weights & Things ... part 3 of 4

Weights & Things:Part 3 of 4

..."You havent tried anything yet!" akuzed me piggy friend !

"k i'll pick somat out ermmm (looks around) i'll av a go on that" (points 2 Pro-fitness 1 pig

Boing! Boing!

trampoline)...all i ad 2 do woz jump up & down hehe...wot cud go wrong ? So...there i woz showing orf (posh earth word 4 off ;) ) 2 u doing 'star jumps' of sum sort...up, down, up, down went i..."this iz hard work" says i..."Oooo says i...guess wot i con c in next room? i can c a herd of sows doing Aerobiks!"...wow...my eyes stood out on...on stalks az i goggled at 'em (not googled lol)....such beautiful bodies...(drool) they were bending & stretching bending & stretching...(drool drool) Cor!...each time i went up i made sum poses & added sum funny faces (smirked) at 'em. Bet i look cool, they'll b fallin' all over selves to go out with me.

Me Wonta Look.

"Me wont a look. "oinked pink piggy friend.

"No no, not 4 ur eyes" i said shoving me trotters over ur eyes as u mounted the trampoline...u was pushing me...& unbalancing me &...oOoo oOOo ouch then i slipped & trampoline slipped (coz only made 4 1 u c ) & THUD! i fell on2 the floor sending the trampoline skidding

Dick was sent sprawling !

across the floor bashing in2 Dick the attendant, knocking him on2 the floor THUD! THUD! coz he was bigger then me so hit the floor harder & his...his whistle ended up shoved up his snout...2 b cont