Nav-oo r4 ... part 10 of 13

Part 10

....Landed on terra-firma.

"Quick! Lets get our bearings"squealed Moonpig.
....so you me best friend fumbled in your pocket & handed/trottered over 2 me a few...erm
...marbles...
"Thats all i got" says me little pink friend.

"Erm thats...cool thx...erm...that way" (points with trotters & jerk of head).

"Yoy doing a dance Moony ?"

"Nah...that way....run i can hear the cricket mutants comin"....[run-run-run-run, puff-pant-puff-pant] "Look!

must have good eye sight- says friend

 i can c an hinge in that rock" :)...sooo felt round 4 a door & eeerrrph! (noise of rock door opening).
"Quick get in" says i pulling friend in by the ears, then closed rock door b-hind,...mrmpt! (noise of rock door er...closing).

It was pitch black soooo fumbled around 4 a switch....fumble fumble...

"Get off me" says friend...

"Soz" says i, "am juz feeling 4 a light switch :)...r...here it is"...click!...looked around & wos in a small room wiv desk & chair....& on the desk woz a note...so picked it up & read it!...it said...the only way 2 kill the mutant crickets is to.....2 b cont.

Nav-oo-r4 ... part 9 of 13

Part 9

I got me Galactic Translator out me pocket & switched it on...click...& wiv our backs scraping along the walls of the ruins & wiv NO means of escape....all we cud do was ....listen az they advanced....from all sides...& az they seemed 2 b smiling...thought..think they 4gave us 4 trying 2 kill em wiv our weapons & treat uz wiv sum respect but...& Galactic Translator was churning out

Galactic Translator

er...erm...translation which went = Who's 4 a nice piece of roast pork then or shall we eat 'em raw...been a long time since we had fresh meat...it will make a change from gnawing dry old bones...
Both of uz 2gether said.."GULP!" & looked at each other....then i did somat i ad never done b4....i stamped me little trotters on the ground real hard got u 2 join in & a hole opened up & me & me friend fell down it.....down down down....we fell...."AHHGGhhhh ARGHHHHHhhh" we squealed till...fump! fump !(noise of er...er...us landing on butts)....where were we ?....2 b cont

Nav-oo-r4 ... part 8 of 13

Part 8

Look at them LEGS!

...."them legs b-longed 2 biggest crickets or locusts I ever did c !!! Them am Mutant crickets them am."& me friend pushed me infront & crickets looked & came 2wards us..."Pig-in-el"...we FROZE 2 spot so i stuttered out words like...'We come in peace' & put on a scared smile (we allowed 2 wear them 2 :))

....then I grabbed me friend & whispered in friends ear "shoot 2 kill...its either them or us !!"

 Soooo there we were...pow powing & zap zapping...pow pow zap zap, (noise of Dermal Regenerator Plasma Ray Gun)& me using me Light Sabre, zzooouuh,zuushshsh,(noise of Light Sabre) & we woz ducking & diving b-hind ANY cover of crumbling ruins we cud get. 'They' the cricket/locust mutants came after uz wiv little apparent damage. Soooo i oinky shouts out 2 them,'we're peaceful x-plorers'& put on me non-threatening x-pression.....but that didnt hang true wiv them somehow.Then they made a terrible din wiv wings & feet & got nearer & nearer &....2 b cont.