Mootown Village Fête ... part 6 of 6

Part 6 of 6

Pinky & Moony follow the trail as best as can. Pigs are running riot still and shouting somat like 'Someone get a gun'. Now Someone was the brother of Somebodyelse who was looking after the Bouncy Castle if you remember...but had now abandoned it, also Somebodyelse was looking for Agun brother of...well this is all getting too complicated (brother of this and that thingy). Next thing Nepotism showed up with Agun grunting out orders and giving them jobs to do.

To Thisthingy & Thatthingy he bellowed to get the salt as it was getting too complicated for them pair. Next he grunted orders for Thempair to remain at her post and get back inside...she

Thempair remained at her post

was looking after the flower arranging tent & and perishable goods 😁

The slime trail led to the tent with the Monster Fruit & Veggies. Inside crept our two intrepid pigs, fearless as the day is long since they will not know what they will find. First of all there was no Slugger. Secondly, Moony walked up to his monster tomato and cried. A thing you don't often see unless he's oinking about his Mama and Papa & Home which is a planet with name of Zork if you didnt know...actually he cried out with a raw-like squealing....

--Who's been eating me tomato 😕  now i wont win & get the prize 4 biggest tomato  😒 (only the stalk left or as some would say the spider...well it looked like a spider from a long way away)...sniff sniffle sniff ! s'cuse me while i blows me snout, PARP ! ...The tomato, or what's left, has minutely tooth marks in..now slugs don't have teeth or tongues they have a special organ called a radula that has thousands of tiny protrusions, (erm, similar to teeth ) that help them grind up their food... Hmmm! food 4 fort...oinked Moony.

--Oh thats a shame Moony 😑 wonder what could of eaten it ? Pinky looked a bit downcast or sad even 😐

--It's piggin' well spoiled thats wot eet iz  😢...Wots that trail down there ➨ (points to oversized slime trail) better follow eet.

The long trail takes them through the forest where they spy a Giant Slug.

Is that you slugger ???

--Is that you Slugger ? calls out Pinky. Oh Moony look...it IS Slugger, I'd know that smile anywhere 😊😊 But why have you GROWN so BIG ???

--Coz he's been eating me monster tomato...that's y 😒the one i did lovingly grow with Gusto & ... then Moonys eyes light up at the prospect of giant slug for tea ^O@O^ (somat like that ⬅ ) & he begins to...drool !

Noises can be heard in the not to distance. It is the noise of pigs on the trail of the Giant slug with Agun...da da da dum !

--Quick lets jump on Slugger and ...sliver-slide all the way home 😀 grunts Moony.

--Okay, but only if you put that knife and fork away ^>@<^ frowns Pinky.

-- Oh...i didnt re-a-lize i had them in me trotters...woz meant for...erm...err...eating me tomato, yes, yes, that's wots eet woz 4, save carrying it all the way back home 😋 (snigger).

So up they struggle onto Sluggers back.

--Up up & away...oinks Moony to Slugger with his trotters out stretched...but he wouldn't budge !!!

--Up up and away...oinks Pinky to Slugger with her trotters out stretched...and lunging forward even move suddenly forward or leaping...if you like...maybe all three...Slugger reared up and dived forward at affrettando speed...or allegretto vivace speed...maybe both ???

Quickly they arrived at the club house where Slugger lives with Sammy.

--Hmmm, oinks Moony...he's not gona fit in the vivarium u az there ➨ (points)

--Pinky oinks...Oh dear how we going to make him fit ? Poor Slugger 😢

--Well i az me knife & fork we cud cut him up so az he'll fit...drools Moony 😋

--NO ! NO ! keep away Moony there must be another way ? waves trotters in air showing dismay.

--Well we cud shrink im in the washing machine on a very HOT wash 😀

--NO ! NO ! Whatever are you suggesting, he would cook !

--Wots rung wiv that ??? (snigger...Ah, T ...here we come...DROOLS).

Suddenly a noise like a giant deflating whoopie cushion could be heard...Pfpffffhhhhhh, Furph ! Pfpfpfffhhhhhh ! Furp ! ...On turning round Slugger was now...slug size 😊 

--Oh Slugger...you have returned to normal 😤 (makes cooing noises at Slugger as slug is gently put into vivarium).

Back you go Slugger 😊

--Did u win a prize, did he do his tricks ? oinks Moonpig, while watching Pinky stroke Slugger, and return him to his erm, tank.

--No, he got shy so i didnt pressure him 😟 

--So knee-verr of uz won then ? Oh, 4 got i got this (holds up coconut).

--You going to share it then Moony ?

--Later, i az more pressing, erm...err...things 2 do 😏

--Like...What ? grumbled Pinky.

--Like...where az Sammy snail got 2 ? peers into vivarium, Did u make sure vivarium woz shut tight after u took Slugger out this morning ? (scratches butt ! )

Pinky's chin begins to wobble a sure sign she's upset an about to cry...maybe, unless...but meanwhile dashes about trying to look for signs of slime.

--ear, ⬇ (points downwards-Oh! and wrong Earth spelling but who cares 😑 ) a slime trail !!! grunts Moony.

-- Shall we follow it Moony ? squeals Pinky, wiping a tear from her eye.

--Well eye aint about 2 lick eet up !

So off goes Moonpig and Pinky closely following snail slime. Entering Moonpigs garden still following the slime trail and down to where his clotch was 😏

--There you are Sammy, i'd know your smile anywhere 😁

--Right, & i con guess where u av bin 😒  Moony sticks his head in his clotch & exclaimes...No tomatoes left and the tin,  sack or box...maybe all three.

There you are Sammy 😌

--Don't worry Moony, think Sammy will shrink back to normal soon. I can hear wind escaping as we speak. No harm done 😀

--Humppff !!! grumbled Moonpig. 

--I'm hungry, moaned Pinky, did you bring the coconut with you ? 

Well a pig must have something to do while waiting for...waiting for...escaping wind, well you know what we mean.

What do you think ? Did pinky get a share of the coconut ? We hope so 😉 but one can never tell...maybe.......The End.

Mootown Village Fête ... part 5 of 6

Part 5 of 6

...As i was saying...Moony & Pinky walks up to the coconut shy.

--Three balls for 60pd...shouts Coconut Shy pig with name of AnotherCon, (pd = potato dollars we use on myfreefarm)..try your luck green piggie you look strong.

--Yeah, well thats a lot of pd 4 so few balls.

--Okay, seeing as it's you i'll give you 1 extra...what do you say ? AnotherCon grins😀.

--Erm...juz look in me skin-pocket (fumbles about in pocket) i az this (pulls out 50pd).

--Well seeing as it's you....

I Can't lose !!!

--Coz eets me...butts in Moony...who did u think eet woz ??? If eet tay me eets Somebodyelse but eet cor b az Somebodyelse  iz stood stonding over there ➥ ( points to Somebodyelse who is supervising the Bouncy Castle). CHUCK ! Wheeeeeeeeeee thunk! Humpf ! tay shifted at all 😲 ....Bigger CHUCK ! WHeeeeeeeee Thunk !  CHUCKKK ! WHEEeeeeee! Humpf ! Somat not rite ear (wrong Earth word but who cares ? ) 

--Last go...give it your best  😊squeals Pinky friend.

-- BIGGER-HARDER-LONGER-CHUCK !!! WHEEEEEEEEEEE ! ... oooOOO look at that strange bird in the sky ⬆ (Moony points up to sky like that ⬆). Well Pinky looks up ⬆ & AnotherCon looks up ⬆... & Moony quickly knocks coconut off the top of the coconut pole along with a sticky substance, with a hammer picked up from floor...( Simple Definition of sticky substance is...somat such as glue or honey...on which things are easily attached like a coconut on a pole used to cheat). Moonpig dances in a wonky circle 🔁 and oinks out in a singy song grunt ... ♫♪  i won i won i won, i knocked the coconut rite orf the top and on 2 the floor  think i gets a coconut 4 that 😊😉😊

--What ! How did you do that ? grunts AnotherCon...knowing that with the Super Glue sticking down the coconuts it should be impossible to knock one off. Begrudgingly, or in a manner that is envious or reluctant, AnotherCon trotters over a coconut. 

--Hey Pinky friend, y dont u get urself a candy floss...trotters over a few pd...just enough left to treat Pinky to a candy floss.

--Wow thanks Moony you are so generous 😃  and off Pinky skips to buy a candy floss.

--Now where woz the beer tent...scratches butt...r over there me finks...and off goes Moony in the opposite direction from friend...& spends some quality time there...trying out all the beers of course...using credit cards 😃😀😁

Wots that say ???

Meanwhile Pinky decides to look in on Slugger in the pet section tent just to be sure he's alright...When she gets there, the vivarium is...da da da dum! (thats a big build up 😊 ) EMPTY. Slugger is no where in sight except for a small sliver of mucus going nowhere special. Pinky's chin starts to wobble a sure sign that she's upset and about to cry 😭...but manages to hold it together and races off to find Moonpig while holding chin in place.

Ah ! there is Moonpig, stumbling out the beer tent...with a silly look on his face !

--Slowfth downfth Pinkyfth mefth oldfth friendfth, u hayfth makingfth...Hic!...muchfth sensefth...Hic! sayfth agenfth Hic, Burp!.

So Pinky get's Moony a very LARGE coffee or 3 using Moony's credit cards, which come in trottery as pigs dont have hands, and the hair of a dog in each (a alcoholic drink taken to cure a hangover) then drags Moony along to where Slugger should be...meanwhile a rumpus like a noisy disturbance is going on all around the Mootown Village Square.

What's all the noise about ???

--It's a monster Someone shouts...and we see the farmies scattering back to their farms and homes, and the pigs hear shouts also of...'Run for your lives', and pandemonium a kind of panic or a wild and noisy disorder or confusion if you like broke out. As it happens, Pandemonium, which was also name of a large pig, was in the beer tent supping ale & fell over Unconscious who was asleep on the floor as Pandemonium was trying to look out of the tent at all the kerfuffle 😐 & the kerfuffle grew all around all around and the kerfuffle well, it just grew...all around.......

--He WAS here ➥ Pinky points to empty vivarium 😕

m t (empty)

--O  strange ???...erm...did u notice that slime trail ??? ⬉ (points)...ham sure will b able 2 track him down...probably juz gone 4 a P 😉 lets go & c where trail leads....2 b cont