How 2 Deal Wiv Burnout ... part 5 of 5

Part 5 of  5

 ...even if u az reached a mutually agreement 2 help ur piggin' neighbor, u can bet ur life (or whatever u az on ur pigson) 2 b pressured again 2 take on more work than u can cope wiv. What can help u 2 remain firm 2 ur original agreement ?

Go away, av me own work 2 think about!!

Keeping commitments that u AV made wiv said neighbor or doing NO MORE than agreed ? Well i recall nother Proverb that goes somat like this...Heh hum! (clears throat) 'let ur oink mean oink & ur grunt mean grunt!'...now thats clear...az clear az mud :) az me moma wud oink...sniff sniffle sniff. Sooooo...1 way of getting rid of pesky pigs iz 2 ask pig 2 do the same 4 u in return...lastly number 4 on me list of how 2...erm...errr...NOT burnout iz 2...

(4) RENEW URSELF...(another name 4 , roll in the mud!). Wots this i hear u oink!...Well, even when ur work iz 3 of erm...major problems u may still av ur share of err...stresses, diffikult animals & pigs, & unpleasant situations 2 deal wiv (hope am getting all these Earth Words spelt rite :) ) erm...unpleasant as i waz saying like, aving 2 share a mud hole with a FLAT-ULANT pig...urgh! stinky or...stinky!. Sooooo make tyme 4 enuf rest & balanced recreation...mine iz 2 get a tin or 3 of lager outta the

Time 2 relax wiv a tinnie or 2....or 3

fridge....erkk!  (noise of fridge opening)...like so,plonking down on favourite chair...Plonk!(me frone wiv real comfy cushion on it, but library chair will do 4 now)...like so...open can...sppfffll (noise of opening can)...drink eet glug! glug! glug!(no x-pla-neigh-shun needed) & Click! switch on T.V. (again no x-pla-neigh-shun needed :) ) . Remember that recreation dow az 2 b x-pensive 2 b refreshing 2 u...& ur...FAMILY...if live wiv a...a,(tears well up) sob sniffle ,wipes snout wiv trotters (regains composure)...family. Can u really make the changes needed 2 deal suck-sessfully wiv burnout ? Heh-hum!, take a look at this scene.......A sow takes time 2 relax by reading & doing needlepoint.

Time 4 family 2 relax :)

Piglets play on x-box or playstay-shun pushing & shoving each other around...oinking me 1st no me 1st, etcetera. Clouts given 2 all naughty piglets...ah! this iz the life....NO BURNOUT HERE !

Proverb coms 2 mind, 'better iz a trotterful of hard work & b-ing.....erm,(mumbles az cant recall ending ???) Sooooo there we az it me fellow pigs & other animals. O, i spy a UPS delivery van outside...'bout time me last order came! Hey-up !post iz coming 2 (like buses....wait 4 1 & erm 2 comes ?)...thx post pig i oink...(opens post)...delight spreads cross face & x-claims...Rrrrrrr my new 10 credit cards...cant wait 2 try 'em out :)

How 2 deal Wiv Burnout ... part 4 of 5

Part 4 of 5

 ...On many farms, pigs often sends the message that happiness iz linked 2 sausages ?? (how did that slip in??), NO no, i meant 2 say linked 2 income level & possessions. But in reality...it tay. A simpler lifestyle con bring greater 3-dom & erm...errr...satisfaction. 2 prepare 4 such a

Snip ! Snip !  Snip ! How painful :(

change, i advize u 2 reduce x-penses, cut up ur credit cards...Snip!snip! (noise of scissors), SOB!...me poor cards, goodbye old friend, Wheeee-plop!(noise of cut card b-ing chucked into bin)...& save money. Try 2 lower or get rid of debt by...selling things on u dont really need. Lots of pigs sell on Ebay & i know corz i buy loads from there :) . Discuzz the need 4 change wiv ur FAMILY or friends (if u aint got any a mirror will do...look in eet)...sniff sniffle sniff...& seek their support. (BIG BLUBBERING SNORTY NOISE!! ),chin wobble!

Blubber, Snorty sniff !

Wonder wot my parents & siblings r doing back home on Planet Zork ?. Composes self...Heh hum, Number 3 on me list iz...

(3) LEARN WEN 2 SAY NO 2 X-TRA WORK. Some other persistent problem on ur farm might b...pigs asking 4 help when u hay got enuf time 4 ur own jobs. Discuzz CALMLY...like i always do,'bout this situation with pesky pigs who persistently cor do their own job & continually come round thinking u'll drop everything (az well az trousers ??? Erm not poss az pigs not allowed 2 wear clothes!) 2 elp 'em! Erm...err...whenever possible, juzz offer solutions that meet both ur needs :) . If ness-er-serry draw 'em a diagram & x-plain wot u r willing 2 do; but b clear 'bout wot u r not willing 2 do.

Time wait 4 no pig...so it seems !

If u face an unrealistik workload or a pig pointing 2 his wristwatch...erm...cant find a rule 'bout that in me Animal Farm book, but will take it 2 a higher level az i wud say, meself, soooo wearing watches, that eet is NOT allowed! Uze 4sight ~0-0~ & b realistik. If u want 2 work less, & u az an accident u deaf-fin-et-telly will az 2 accept LESS com-pen-say-shun.....2 b cont....

How 2 Deal Wiv Burnout ... part 3 of 5

Part 3 of 5

...if u r x-perien-sing workplace burnout, how con u re-cover?? Hmmm! Grunted, change might seem imp-poss-ible az u might feel trapped in sir-cum-stan-says,(whoever Sir Cum is & iz brother Sir Stan & wot they say). Nevertheless, consider the following 4 steps 4 dealing wiv burnout. U cud have more op-shuns than u realize. Firstly on me list iz....

Ah! Money money money !

(1) EVALUATE UR PRY-HORROR-TEAS...Money or...erm...money. A happy pig iz a...happy pig. What iz most important2 u ? Many pigs wud likely put family pig-relationships & good health near the top of their list,(az well az money). Soooo...by klarifying ur pry-horror-teas, u prepare urself 2 make diffy-kult de-ziz-shuns...& ak-cept trade-orfs. 4 x-ample, u might c that ur work iz leading 2 burnout, but u think, 'i cor work less, i need the income!' True, every1 needs income but how much & at wot cost ? Wot r the things u value most ???? B-ware of pressure 2 adopt the pry-horror teas of others around u az ur own. Ur pry-horror-teas r likely 2 b different 2 others. Others might choose 2 put work 1st in lives, but this dow mean u must do the same. Remember the Proverb:'Even wen a pig az an abundance, a pig con always do with more'. Same applies 4 other animals. Nother thing u con do iz...number 2 on me list....

(2)SIMPLIFY UR LIFE...Rrr i hear u say, thats ee-zee-er oinked then done! But av u thought 'bout meals ? Av simple meals(like slugs & snails & puppy dogs tails). This will reduce stress...& gain time 4 wot u truly value erm...like lager or send out 4 chippy. U may konsider working fewer hours, (but ur farm will inevitably SUFFER !) u cud reduce ur kurrent job demands like close farm 2 farmies on sir-tane days, or u might av 2 juggle ur jobs around. Whatever u decide 2 do, u will likely

2 b or not 2 b...a good juggler.

need 2 adjust ur financial situation,  keep tight hold of 'purse strings '& make changes in ur lifestlye. This iz not impossible & eet tay az hard az u might think... juzz get a credit card or 2...shud do eet. Never erm...buy on the NEVER NEVER if poss az a simpler life style will bring greater 3-dom(who rites this rubbish ?...oh iz me :) ). After all, those labour saving devices i buy on

All needed...of coz!

Amazon or Ebay might not save u that much time(looks lovingly at lastest bought gadget). Proverb coms 2 mind: 'aving loads of food & warm place 2 sleep, we shud b content with these things', erm...looks around at even MORE gadgets!....2b continued....