Saturday, 23 February 2013

The Miracle Of Life : Part 3 of 4


 Soooo come the end of Summer...I continues...we can collect & eat all sorts (not liquorice allsorts) of things & make lots of erm...things from the grain we grow...like flour then pastry 2 wrap round apples & make apple pies...(make BEER 2 ! ).
Then Moonpig bursts in2 song #...remember if u c the hash (#)...is me singing...soooo # No matter wot we doooo(holds that note out like so ) we can never earn it,this gift is still a giftttttt, the miracle of lifeeee....Grabbing me friends trotters & swinging me friend round & round till friend goes deep pink hehe.
Moonpig continues # Others may give uppp lose their way in lifeeee (now wheres me signpost...got some on MFF (myfreefarm) 2 show where club house is & 2nd farm & 3rd farm...& if u real rich...4th farm :) )
# echoing the words of Great Sage , curse Great Green Pig & dieeee ! We r not that wayyyyy praise 2 Great Pig we giveeee, thanking him 4 every precious moment we liveeee...so wot r we 2 dooo with a gift so rareeee but 2 love the 1's around us & show that we careeee no matter wot we dooo we can never earn it, this gift is still a giftttttt the miracle of lifeeeeeee...2 b cont...

Saturday, 16 February 2013

The Miracle of Life: part 2



 I particularly like the smell of fresh rain, piped up me pink piggy friend & all the flowers that SPRING up from the soil he he, getting quite in2 the spirit & almost knocking the apple pie over the floor.
 Moonpig frowned >@< (like that)...& Moonpig continued...I like the smell 2...its a miracle aint it (not smell surely ?) when u c the rainbow...follow it me friend...b coz theres a pot of gold at the end of it...>@^ winked Moonpig (like that).Then theres all the food that grows.the grain on me farm...& ur farm...its like a miracle coz u just put seeds in2 the ground...cover em up (does all actions ) & rain makes em grow...or in times of erm...er...drought , can water seeds...can use the river water at the bottom of me farm!
...Ooooh says friend...much er erm..amazed (think?).Yep Moony,...& the sun helps the seeds 2 grow coz it warms the soil up on our plots!!
---Where did HE get all this knowledge from thinks i (lifting me head up & rolling me eyes...tut )...2 b continued

Saturday, 9 February 2013

The Miracle of Life: 1 of 4


Like me snowman ? Seems that wot u do on Earth with the snow ;)....Errgh! Dont like winters,all these dark days...rather have those crazy hazy lazy days of summer.

Yeah its much 2 cold ,shivered I...S-H-I-V-E-R ! like that ! :(  Yup, dark days r here & we all live in fear,whether it b coz of the heating bills....or maybe shadows....they can b frightening when u dont know who shadow b-longs 2....Cud b a burglar....or the Bogeypig man (imapig2 can tell all about this near 'brush' ).

-Cant deny that...piped up VOICE.

-Where u come from oinked I,...jumping from fright.

-Is only me,says u, I've bought u some home made apple pie from the village shop , bought it meself.

-Well thats real kind of u...erm wot was i saying b4....Heh hum! (clears throat)...there is a reason 4 cheer...when winter turns in2 SPRING !  & life comes 4th. New piglets b-ing born & chicks hatching...lambs skipping about...Moonpig gets rather animated in describing all new born animals bz,cows, goats,..almost knocking over piggy friend.


-Ouch watch out Moony says u....2 b cont...

Saturday, 2 February 2013

The Wonder Of Nature ... part 5 of 5

The Wonder of Nature:Part 5 of 5



"HELP, SAVE ME!"squealed me little piggy friend !!...

"Here...hold on 2 my trotters." says I...YANK (not american lol)...oooOOO.... slip...

"ARRRRRggHHHhhh" we both scream 2gether....AAARRRRGGGHHHH we tumble down waterfall 2 gether.

GIGANTIC SPLOSH !!!

 AND to heads disappear under the thundering fast moving water...getting swept further down stream, heads occasionally bobbing up...GULP...taking big breaths of air when we can GULP! GULP!

And now we get swept 2 calmer water and manage to hold onto a floating log.

We climb aboard all bedraggled and hug each other, till we pass frog in his rowing boat laughing his head off at us....I wondered how the hell did frog get down waterfall ?

 Me pink friend had the answer said "Well thats the wonder of nature" ...then..splutter! splutter!(spitting out water) as spoke! Made it home,all tired out & wet.

Suddenly you saw a butterfly and said "Lets go after it ,we can stick a pin through it and hang it on club house wall for a trophy!!"

"No!No!No! utterly No! i az a lot of writing back home 2 do"

"Ah Zork, me home planet. (sob sob sniffle) I do miss me home...av had enuf of...of...the wonder of nature 4 2day thx. :(