At The Gym Fitness Class ... Part 1 of 3

Fitness Class : Part 1 of  3

Cud feel more than an inch sooo decided 2 join the gym & take a fitness class..needed toning up a bit lol. On my way 2 the gym saw ...U (pinky friend).. so i grabbed u & took u along 2...well u look as if u have a bit of lard 2 loose 2. 

"Now dont protest u'll enjoy it!"

"I haven't any money to get in" frind says.

"Don't worry i got enuf 4 both of us! :)  U can pay me back L8r."

...Inside the 'fitness room' saw an enormous pig taking the class.

"Come on in, your late" ... saw her name on badge she had on ribbon round neck (was she allowed 2 wear ribbons ? )...name says Bertha - fitness instructor...."Bulging Bertha" i sniggered to piggy friend.

You're late

"Right get in ur places...QUICKLY." she grunted, restarted the music routine & music blared out ,,WUMP WUMP WUMP!..."Here we go here we go," oinked Bertha, "swing those trotters as far as u can.".. We all had to copy her...she had bits that wobbled! Know what i mean! Punch the air 2 , 3, 4,5 ,6 ,7 ,8 & again punch the air 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7,8.... now double time!!"

Someone punched the pig next to them & the poor pig lay kay-lied on the floor.

Bruce & poor piggy

Bertha quickly called for Bruce, another pig who had a first-aid training thingy hanging round his neck....& was unsera-moan-iously dragged off the floor...2 b cont

Supper ... part 4 of 4

Part 4 of 4

...Yawns!  OOOoo...like that! "Anyway i haven't decided where 2 go yet i might even go 2the planet Mercury...did u know that the planet Mercury spins soooo slowly that a day there lasts 88 Earth years ^@^ oink!!"

"WOW says me piggy friend, just think how much more time we wud have 4 eating!!

More time 4 eating !

"Yes yes yes , erm, finks eet time u went home. No cheese left, all GONE! Av 2 go 2 the village 2moro & buy sum more." Pushes me friend out of door & locks it. Clunk Click ! ( noise of door....locking ).

Piggy friend says, "Oh yes, thanks for supper ...bye..."~~~~ (friend waves 2 moonpig who iz looking thru curtains).

Moony waves back...~~~~~ (like that).

When sure is all alone...Moony gets the photo of his Mama & Papa out to look at from his skin-pocket wipes tears

Mama &Papa

from snout, sniffle sniff.
"I wish i cud get back home 2 Zork...(sobbin' noises)...or even juz b able 2 communicate wiv me Mama & Papa. Perhaps i rack me brains & c if i can build somat 2 get signals...salvage burnt out circuit board on me ship. (Sighs...)No wonder i cudn't  make contact ...then again...Y azn't Commissioner been able 2 do thought contact???"...& Moonpig falls asleep in nice cozy bed...tossing & turning as...as...Animal Farm book says..no animal shall sleep in a bed..zzZZzz.(with sheets).