Unfair Tax ... part 2 of 4

Part 2 of 4

...marching along2 Mootown (not Georgia) we hears a pig say...

--Where is u going with such determination? There b-hind a fence we notice pig with white round eyes. Think he relieving himself :)

Where u going with such determination ?

--U says, we going 2 market like the rhyme says...this little piggy went 2 market, blah blah blah!...we gonna protest bout the 10% tax we as 2 pay, coz he says so (friends trotters points 2 Moony).

--Yeah come & join uz, i grunts, the more, the merrier! So pig with white round eyes skips over 2 join em...erm...thats us(did i tell u pig had skipping rope? No ? well does) & off they trot...err march...err skip.

Further down the lane...meets a Chunky pig says his names Chunky by quirk of nature ??? Sooo Moony gives friend a piece of card with some writing on2 pass on 2 Chunky. He cor read but agrees 2 carry it 4 a bag of carrots. Further on down & round the corner, pig

named Squinty agrees 2 carry a pla-kard if we give him a small chunk of forage beet. Lots of goats & cows & sheep stare as pigs & sheep go past. Spike, another pig agrees 2 hold the pitchfork 4 a bag of radishes.

Along way we pass Buttercup...cow who works in me sweat--. ..erm....factory. She has need 2 sell her xtra milk so as she can buy clover & rapeseed 2 eat. Apparently her job dow pay much. After a little persuasion she joins rest of us (promised her a rise at work).

Whats in it for me...moo's Buttercup

Making way 2 the square, Moonpig gets out soap box from pocket & jumps on2 it...Daz is written on it :)... & shouts 2 passing by animals...

--Come 1 & all, u goats, cows & sheep come closer & heed the call, 2day we gonna kick butts of the tax collector. Yes me friends, he az had iz day, (am getting 2 grips with Earth spelling of words :) )wot u say?

Lots of animals speak up at same time corzing a din! Seems they dow like paying taxes either.

--i says 2 friend, say something intelligent to really get em on our side!

--When we catch him, the tax collector, we'll...we'll...stuff him with hay! sir-jests me pinky friend, getting in2 the spirit....well had 2squeeze in2 bottle of whiskey.???..but was definitely in the spirit hiccupping like mad & rolling eyes.

--Yeah & it woe b a pretty site the scene will not b gay, says me...picking up whiskey bottle & shaking me friend out of it....2 b cont

Unfair Tax ... part 1 of 4

Part 1 of 4

This 10% tax on everything I sell at the market in Mootown Village is very unfair & overbearing, infakt iz cripplin'

Its a disgrace...thats wot eet  iz

me...Moonpig oinked as he limped around farmhouse :) . Am sure lots of others think like me. Wot we need 2 do is 2 unite az 1 & oppoze the 10% tax!
--Wots that u say Moony ? says pinky friend sticking head thru farmhouse door.
Well had meant 2 get door fixed,but cudnt rise 2 occasion.
--Oh hi friend, was just saying bout this tax on everything we sells at market iz a harsh rule wudnt u say ? Waits 4 reply.....
--Yeah but we have 2 pay it. Wot else can we do ?...friend shrugs shoulders and sits on kitchen chair next 2 Moonpig.
--Democracy iz the way 2 go, a vote iz a vote dont u know, u'll c. No more am i inclined 2 pay the 10% tax! Wot u say piggy friend ?

Wot u think pinky friend?

--Erm, Its a good idea but think we needs more help Moony, more pigs 2 join in.
--Yeah, u only 1 little pig...hmm...will not make much of a protest heh! Hmm, must get ALL the animals on MFF (Myfreefarm...put it in browser & play along am on server 1 USA), 2 march & protest bout this tax. Come on friend, u gonna help me?
B 4 friend cud answer, i grabs friend by the trotters & armed with banners & things gives em 2 friend 2 carry while Moony does the harder job of...grunting, squealing & oinking out with loud voice recruiting as many as cud while marching...sort of as still had limp...in2 Mootown.
On the way cud c 2 sheep meandering along. Was Shirley & Shaun...who work in me factory...(or sweat shop wud b another word).
--Where r ewe going with such firmness of purpose ?...baa-rd the sheep.
--Hi Shirley, hi Shaun :) we ham (pig word)going 2 Mootown,iz u 2 going 2 Mootown then ?
--Yes, baa-rd em both. We need 2 buy forage beet & herbs, so we have 2 sell this wool we have in basket. Combed it out fresh from our fleeces this morning c....baaa.

We combed our fleeces this morning

--Bet ewe(hehe sheep word)wish u hadnt got2 pay the 10% tax on that wool ? Ewe cud buy more clover & forage beet. Y dont ewe come with us & protest in the market square....there will b lots there!!!
--Baaaa...we cud always do with spare cash. We'll join ewe.

--K...friend, give sheep a plak-ard 2 carry...it will make ur load lighter, i can c's u struggling & i cant bear it....Soooo.....2 b cont.