Unfair Tax ... part 2 of 4

Part 2 of 4

...marching along2 Mootown (not Georgia) we hears a pig say...

--Where is u going with such determination? There b-hind a fence we notice pig with white round eyes. Think he relieving himself :)

Where u going with such determination ?

--U says, we going 2 market like the rhyme says...this little piggy went 2 market, blah blah blah!...we gonna protest bout the 10% tax we as 2 pay, coz he says so (friends trotters points 2 Moony).

--Yeah come & join uz, i grunts, the more, the merrier! So pig with white round eyes skips over 2 join em...erm...thats us(did i tell u pig had skipping rope? No ? well does) & off they trot...err march...err skip.

Further down the lane...meets a Chunky pig says his names Chunky by quirk of nature ??? Sooo Moony gives friend a piece of card with some writing on2 pass on 2 Chunky. He cor read but agrees 2 carry it 4 a bag of carrots. Further on down & round the corner, pig

named Squinty agrees 2 carry a pla-kard if we give him a small chunk of forage beet. Lots of goats & cows & sheep stare as pigs & sheep go past. Spike, another pig agrees 2 hold the pitchfork 4 a bag of radishes.

Along way we pass Buttercup...cow who works in me sweat--. ..erm....factory. She has need 2 sell her xtra milk so as she can buy clover & rapeseed 2 eat. Apparently her job dow pay much. After a little persuasion she joins rest of us (promised her a rise at work).

Whats in it for me...moo's Buttercup

Making way 2 the square, Moonpig gets out soap box from pocket & jumps on2 it...Daz is written on it :)... & shouts 2 passing by animals...

--Come 1 & all, u goats, cows & sheep come closer & heed the call, 2day we gonna kick butts of the tax collector. Yes me friends, he az had iz day, (am getting 2 grips with Earth spelling of words :) )wot u say?

Lots of animals speak up at same time corzing a din! Seems they dow like paying taxes either.

--i says 2 friend, say something intelligent to really get em on our side!

--When we catch him, the tax collector, we'll...we'll...stuff him with hay! sir-jests me pinky friend, getting in2 the spirit....well had 2squeeze in2 bottle of whiskey.???..but was definitely in the spirit hiccupping like mad & rolling eyes.

--Yeah & it woe b a pretty site the scene will not b gay, says me...picking up whiskey bottle & shaking me friend out of it....2 b cont