Unfair Tax ... part 3 of 4

Part 3 of 4

...At the market square, pigs & others, including a big brown buzzard pass thru curiously eyeing the green pig on Daz box. Think i remember him,that buzzard thinks i. Moonpig oinks louder.

Listen 2 me pigs Of Earth....

--Pigs of Earth, (as i come from the Planet Zork)...(but am not partial) respond 2 me good news. I offer 2 u & others a choice...join us or (want 2 say...or ELSE...but must use tack here...anybody got any ? Tin Tacks ? ) or...u b paying the 10% tax 4EVER !!!Big Uproar!!! Or bemused faces...take ur pick :)

Hey...goats are on the Band Wagon bleats Shirley & Shaun

At this point...not 2 b out-done, goats jump on the band-wagon....i goes on 2 oink...Trials will b severe (waves trotters about 4 em-far-sis :))...but we will not b filled with fear (may b beer but certainly not fear!) b coz i...yes i...yes i...(works up in2 a crescendo), MOONPIG...will care 4 u. Ur squeals 4 help i will...erm...err...hear...points trotters 2 all crowd up & down & about...like grease lightning or...Saturday night fever...wot ever u want :)
Meanwhile...the shoppers kept growing...& ALL...per-tik-u-larry the pigs, get worked up in2 a state of unkontrolled x-site-ment or....frenzy...4 short...so i give me pinky friend the rest of the plak-ards with words written on 'em 'bout down with 10% tax...so as can give 'em out 2 others. Then guess wot ? I jumps off soap box & pulls from out of box lots of papers with squiggles & blotches(writing) passes 'em out 2 ever increasing crowd of...of admirers think?

That # means we sing eet!

--Wots these papers 4 Moony ? says friend & wots this # (hash) doing at the top of the page ? Rubs head with trotters.

Give all song sheets out then !!!!

--Thats a sung symbol dont u remember? When u c a hash (#) we az 2 sing soooo...& every 1 with song-sheet sings (or tries2)...song goes like this.....# Seek Moonpig 4 urrrr (hold these notes out) deliverance,yep look 2 himmm with confidence,(pig in square smirked & felt Proud...err next pig 2 her & got a big slap! ?...erm but as her name was Confidence thought i was referring 2 her...she flashed her eyes at me but i was above all that ? 2 bee zee! )# Seek Moonys helpfulness, show kom-ply-ance-ness 4 Moonys Presidency take ur standddd. Then c Moony deliver uuuu with his myyy-ttttt trottersssss! (hope u held those notes out :) )
Then me & friend chant No more tax...No more tax...unfair tax...unfair tax...& every1 joins in.

Just then...Bee-Bar Bee-Bar Bee-Bar....policepigcopcar screeches up...screeeech! like that :) They get out &....2 b cont.