Cockadoodle-doo ... part 5 of 5

Cockadoodle-doo 

 Part 5 of 5

As moonpig tries to hit nail with the hammer...sack sways and... WoooWeeee! Crash! 

Hammer falls and nails fall from mouth coz thats where them r.  "Ouchy! oochy! grunt! squeal! oink!....

"Are you ok ?"says me little pink friend...

"Wot u fink!" says I....i have me trotters poking thru sack and grain stuck b tween trotters (shakes grain out of trotters)...RATTLE RATTLE...Wots that ?"

..& u pick up a small   erm...coloured...erm..thingy...shakes it...RATTLE RATTLE (that rattling noise )....BLOWS IT...and strange crowing noise comes out of it....

"U little beauty." says i.

Me friend blushed modestly...

"We found eet! It's a doodle-doo !...cockerel must of cum up ear 2 club house 2 escape b-ing hen-pecked by hiz numerous wives....

"Yippee," cries me friend, "lets give him his doodle-doo."....

"Yeah," says Moonpig.....problem solved ...seems like i'll b getting up in the mornings on time after all :) .

Then we go to village pub (the cock & hen) 4 a real good pig out...

"What you gona do with that key ?" says u...

I az a feel in me pocket and ouch! (shouldn't of pulled that...hehe )..."This rusty key ...erm....well thats another story." says I.

Soooo we get bladded....pig bladded...HIC!

Cockadoodle-doo ... part 4 of 5

Cockadoodle-doo

    Part 4 of 5

I search in me pocket

(rumage rumage )thats me searchin' me pocket)...& pulled out some plasters and trotters 'em  over 2 my little pink friend (pigs dow av hands) and oinks...

"Mend eet wiv these plasters...Hmm that good job, where else can we look?"

"How about your mayo kitchen" says u

LOOKING SHEEPISHLY

Wow...was impressed coz thats hard 4 a pig 2 do...look like a sheep."Nah! nothin' ear, anyroads fevvers aint allowed thru doors." says I.

 You says "Never mind lets go to the club house and see if we can fix things up a bit."

Moonpig thinks....(    ).."k eet does need the plank put back on i'll fetch me hammer and nails...dont keep every fing in me pocket(wipes snout with back of trotters..SNIFF)....U stay ear wont b long....

"k am back...right how we gona do this u want 2 get on me shoulders friend ?"

"No," you says, "erm why dont you climb on those sacks ?(obviously didnt want 2 get the hammer falling on 1's head)....2 b..cont.

Cockadoodle-doo ... part 3 of 5

Cockadoodle-doo

Part 3

..."Opps sorry."

"That's alright." oinks pink friend holding a bloody snout! "Don't think nothing of it."

"What woz that?" We look to find an old rusty key.

"Seems like eets got sum strange symbols on it ...77IW."reads out Moonpig.

"Hmm..i put it in me pocket."

"Dow worry friend. Just stick ur 'ed b-tween ur knees (have pigs got knees ?)and bleedin' will stop.....K...other than that....ear, stick this cotton wool up ur snout holes."(i keep a lot of erm useful fings in me pocket).

Sooo little while after and bees have gone 4 T...wiv honey az sweetener and sheep av 4got wot they were looking 4 (silly sheep...any 1 4 shepherds pie ? hehe).

 "Here! here! quick look!" says my little pink friend,"iv'e unearthed something with your pitchfork !"

"U can giv them az presents u know on MFF" grunted Moonpig. Prang! went pitchfork and water began 2 spurt out like a fountain...I woz real mad coz u ad punctured me automatic watering system.(screws face up & shakes me trotters in threat)...

Friend says,"Oh-ho! time to go i think, bye"...

"NO U DONT." shouts I grabbing me friend by the ears....2 b cont.

Cockadoodle-doo ... part 2 of 5

COCKADOODLE-DOO

PART 2

"Soooo...bees, sheep, & u my friend rack ur brains!!" oinked Moonpig. The bees looked in the beehives, the sheep looked in the paddock and me and my little pink friend searched the barn....

"Just what are we looking for...i mean can you describe it? said best friend.

I had a think and said "Its kind of small and white or brown...then again cud b orange and makes a rattle...well kinda...& when u blow it...u'll know it!!....got it ?"

"Yeah think so?" says you and mutters something ...like a curse.

"Wonder if eets in a field when he,(the cockerel) woz scratching around?"...So i gets me tractor out and gives friend me pitchfork.

"You start there in muck pile...dont bathe innit u can av a go L8r and i'll start here." grunts Moonpig.

Turns on tractor...splugggg spluggg gggg gggg (tractor springs in2 life).

Up & down I plough, up & down up & down when....Klunck! Boing! Whizz! Smack!...somat flies up & hits me pink friend on snout...

"SQUEAL!" squeals friend.....2 b cont.