Cockadoodle-doo ... part 5 of 5

Cockadoodle-doo 

 Part 5 of 5

As moonpig tries to hit nail with the hammer...sack sways and... WoooWeeee! Crash! 

Hammer falls and nails fall from mouth coz thats where them r.  "Ouchy! oochy! grunt! squeal! oink!....

"Are you ok ?"says me little pink friend...

"Wot u fink!" says I....i have me trotters poking thru sack and grain stuck b tween trotters (shakes grain out of trotters)...RATTLE RATTLE...Wots that ?"

..& u pick up a small   erm...coloured...erm..thingy...shakes it...RATTLE RATTLE (that rattling noise )....BLOWS IT...and strange crowing noise comes out of it....

"U little beauty." says i.

Me friend blushed modestly...

"We found eet! It's a doodle-doo !...cockerel must of cum up ear 2 club house 2 escape b-ing hen-pecked by hiz numerous wives....

"Yippee," cries me friend, "lets give him his doodle-doo."....

"Yeah," says Moonpig.....problem solved ...seems like i'll b getting up in the mornings on time after all :) .

Then we go to village pub (the cock & hen) 4 a real good pig out...

"What you gona do with that key ?" says u...

I az a feel in me pocket and ouch! (shouldn't of pulled that...hehe )..."This rusty key ...erm....well thats another story." says I.

Soooo we get bladded....pig bladded...HIC!