Nav-oo-r4 ... part 7 of 13

Part 7

"Quick friend, run back  2 UFO & get that Dermal Regenerator Plasma Ray Gun...oh...& better bring the Light Sabre 2"
....run-run-run-run...
"Here Moony."
"thx, lez go & check those ruins c if any 'life' iz hiding there...i'll erm...guard ur rear, u go in front (made an after u sign with jerk of me head) i dont mind b-ing in danger"....although i still wud of preferred 2 have a front tooth x-trakted without an-s-thet-ik by an ageing dentist who'd been struck off the register 4 dubious work practises...As we got closer, cud hear the sound like 'chirping' or possibly 'buzzing' of sum kind maybe a mixture of the 2 & on way saw lots of...BONES...wiz...wiv

GNAW marks on 'em...This is bad fort i to self...az i peered thru where door shud of been."Wot con u c says I ?" to friend.
"erm...Legs" says me friend.
"Dont b silly let me take another look," so put me specs on, ~0-0~ , corz we'm allowed 2 wear specs 4 a minute we aint breaking any Animal Farm rule (mainly corz i cant find anything in the rules 2 say otherwise) "Eeky-oink-oink!...them legs."squeals Moony.....2 b cont.

Nav-oo-r4 ... part 6 of 13

Part 6 of 13

Signs Of Life Detector

"Hmm! Lets just switch on THIS other little thing... Click! (shows friend)Made thiz when ad nuffing 2 do, i call it S.O.L.D....thaz short 4 Signs Of Life Detector."

"Ohh you are clever Moonpig!"oinks piggy friend.

"Juz made wiv left over scrap from wot i got from scrapyard 4 other thing....plus a few ... other spare parts i found on me UFO when i rummaged thru drawers." smirked ;) like that! Moonpig continues, "Reason y planet sky looks red iz coz of all the tons of dust in at-moss-fear :) which blocks out light 2 planet, but most of planet iz red.(points 2 ground)

Red Sky

"Wait a min" says piggy friend,"that means that the temperature of this planet will plummet at night & we will b FROZE !!!"

"Nah !  s'awl rite dont tell any 1 but in UFO i av sum thermal underwear (according 2 Animal Farm trotter book...pigs aint supposed 2 wear clothes ! ) & if the need arises >@^ (winks) we can erm...erm   wrap em around us" :)  ...Bleep bleep-ill bleep-ill BLEEP! 
"Whats that!" Noise startled me piggy friend & eyes went large O@O like that.

"Iz this fing ear," (points to S.O.L.D) waves it to & fro, "Means we av signs of life!!!"....2 b cont...

Nav-oo-r4 ... part 5 of 13

Nav-oo-r4:Part 5

"Theres the planet dead ahead (points with trotters) the 1 wiv wot looks like stripes...past the golden planet can u c it me friend?"

"Yup."

Nav-oo-r4...dead ahead

"We may az well land on eet & av a look around, mite find somat interesting fink?"...

Reverse thrusters! Hzhzhzhzhzhz....WHEEeee! (sound of UFO landing)

"Oooo",friend says, "planet looks erm...an errie RED! I wasnt expecting that!"

"Yup, like Mars (not the chocolate variety ! ) &...i av this!" Pulls out a 'thingy' from pocket. "I call eet me P.H.D.D.,thaz a Planet History Detector Device, made eet from sum bits & bobs i got from a scrapyard look yer." (shows device 2 me piggy friend)

"How does it work then ?" friend says?

P.H.D.D.

"Well u just twiddle a few knobs .... twiddle ...twiddle...& enter in a few numbers...enter enter...lol...(pointed it at a stone on floor & came up with a little history of planet Nav-oo-r4)....says here (points 2 PHDD)there woz many eons ago, a war of the nuclear type...just look at those ruins over there!" (nods in direction).

Friend says "Whoa! Is this planet still dangerous??of the nuclear sort??".....2b cont.