Nimbus XIII ... part 1 of 6

Part 1 of 6

 Hmm! Not much 2 on TV, seen eet all b4. Twiddles trotters...I'll just play with this,...'Mee-Selfth', a gadget i bought off eBay other week. Iz new Tek-nol-ogy. Just switch eet on...(silence)...try agen :) ...still silence. Think i'll give 'Mee-Selfth' a leetle shake :) ...SHAKE SHAKE !!...Bit dee-zee now !

--Think you have to put batteries in it Moony, says friend.

--Oh, hi friend, erm...err yup i know ! Was juzz erm, shaking a spider out i saw creeping in eet.(am getting real clever at all these Earth Words. Spellings am lot better 2 since took lessons from a BIG Bird or not ? :) ) Errr...erm...Yes thats wot i woz erm..IZ doin'...Friend has telescope in trotters & says...

been lookin' through my telescope Moony :)

--Just been looking through my telescope (puts up 2 eye & moves it 2 & fro) & saw a twinkling planet...way up in sky ! Smirk (pleased look on friends face).

-- Well, where else wud u look 4 a planet says i...come wiv me in me UFO & i'll show u planet close up & c if eet az a name. Most planets do u know, (said in a smart alec way..hope Alec dow mind! Tough if he does!)Friend looks...impressed (or maybe has a flat snout with impression in eet! think 'bout eet!).

--Okay Moony, lead the way says friend running ahead.

Soooo...off they trot 2 Moonpigs cornfield where UFO is kept with cloaking device on. A metalic CLANG! is heard followed by a...a colorful x-clamation !  *@*!^*$*@#* (highly censored!, cant write it here)

--Is your head alright ? remarked friend looking a little worried  :( 

lots of improvements !!! ;)

--Yup, i'm...ok, but wish these stars **** wud go back in2 the sky rather then dance round me 'ed. Friend just stares ^O@O^ (like that) & watch the steps az u come, they con b very slip-pee-eeee! Whoa ! Watch out down b-low ! (slip-skid) Oops ! soz pinky friend. Let me just get orf ur head. Heh-hum (clears throat)...az u will of noticed...nods 2 inside of UFO...av made a few improvements...points 2 control panel with trotters...& this here...iz me D.V.T. button (Distance Vision Telescope)...Press! click!...like soooo & adjust angle with this &...ooOOO!...i c eet! Now just enter a few details here...points & enters ' WOT IZ THIS PLANET CALLED'...waits...waits...wa--Kick! (cant wait no longer)...whirl whirl! Che-kung! (noise of thingy)..R..iz

Moony's P.H.D.D.

Nimbus XIII...erm that rings a bell ??? Av heard that name b4. I'll juz enter a few details in2 me P.H.D.D (thats..Planet History Deducer Device) and giv P.H.D.D a look thru me telescope (shoves device up 2 telescope) that shud come back wiv a result soon...Meanwhile Moony puts his synapses in2 gear, a mass of cell connections, working (just 'bout) sooo puting his prefrontal cortex in2 action, which stretches & relaxes billions of neurons in...erm...err...wot woz that thing called now ??? Rrr a brain...!!!......2b cont.

How 2 let Go Of Resentment ... scene 3 of 3

Scene 3 of 3

One of Mootown's Pubs

... inside the 'Cock & Hen' pub.  Errr, wots that u say friend...no am not drunk & ur job iz 2 juz keep filming...ROLL CAMERAS! (Um, still just the 1 camera but sounds more impressive :) ) & ACTION...gentle swaying of camera...Moonpig sways 2 make it look...erm normal, erm level like :)...but cud b a bit worse 4...err...drink of the lager kind!!! Hang on! Think camera-pig iz doing the swaying 2 keep camera on Moonpig...R u filming yet ?  i frowns, ^>@<^ (like that!)

--mild or bitter... bitter or mild ? (i'll av a pint :) iz better than mild!...hang on...make eet a lager!thx,...glug glug glug!...rrrr that wuz...so refreshing...same again plz bar-pig. C how i said

Focus on the most important in bar. Hey! ME! not Lager!

'plz' how cud any1 refuse. Erm...x-am-in urself honestly. Ask, how easily am i offended ? Do i tend 2 make issues over minor matters ? The book i just rote says, “the 1 who keeps harping on a matter separates close friends.” Cud b the smell an-all ? Or...terrible noise of pig not able 2 play harp rite! That can happen at any time any place any where...that reminds me...i'll av 1 of those bar-pig as well...erm shaken not stirred....sip sip sip. Snort, grunt. They dow give u much in 1 of those! REFILL plz & make eet a double...erm a triple!...BURP ! So, hic! hic! if u av a tendency 2ward resentment, ask urself..... Could I b more patient with....erm....(mumbles somat un-intell-ij-able).D-side what iz truly important. Again in me book i juz rote says that there iz “a time 2 keep ur gobbing snout shut (hic!) and a time 2 grunt up!” U cud tell ur erm, friend whom u resent (cant think of wot 4...well it az been a long time,(few drinks in b-tween like :) ) since i started rite-ing this erm...err...(hic's & mumbles again)...erm...ask yourself, ‘Am i inclined 2ward bitterness ? or lager...bitter or lager...lager or bitter.

What? Whats rung wiv me eyes ???

Some times u can simply “av ur say in ur heart, upon ur bed,(with no sheets az pigs aint allowed sheets!) & keep silent. ” NO SNORING!!!...& that includes U.(points wiv trotters...2 U...so called friend! )

Dow dizz-guzz every offenze with ur piggin' friend az once waz...erm...or iz that iz...wait until ur irritation az passed...erm...try 2 calm down 1st. Perhaps the 'rong' waz not that serious anyways ? Try & oink respectfully 2 each other. Understand the meaning of Earth word,“4give”. The Earth word, “4give” iz translated from an original-language Earth word that suggests the idea of letting go of something. Soooo...in me book i rote somat like, "2 4give doesnt require that u minimize the offense or act az if eet never occurred eet could mean that u simply let eet go, realizing that resentment can do more damage 2 ur health and ur piggin-friendship & such,...than the offense itself.

Bar-pig...this stools NOT level !!!

Therefore, 2 4give  iz GOOD :) ...Disgusted muffled noises can b heard!!! Somat like 'Hey! U swaying a lot,  cant u keep STILL 4 a second!

--Right...who said that?....Come here u little toe-rag...i'll NEVER 4give u 4 that!....Wot ?...We still re-kording ???...Cut ! Cut! CUT !!!.... :)