Moonpig Gets His Wheels ... part 1 of 5

Moonpig Gets His Wheels: 1 of 5

Guess what!!! I just got me this nice vehicle...man said it was a good run around..think thats what he said. Anyway my UFO frightens the goats,sheep,hens & cows on different farms round here, even when i have me cloaking device on they can sense the HUM of the engines....sooo i got THIS!!(smiles broadly & turns 2 car).

With a few pd & loads of veggies & stuff...traded 'em in 4 a very 'desirable' motor...so says the car dealer & he shud know what hes on 'bout :)....so i bought it fast b 4 any 1 else cud snap up the bargain.Its rocket or wedge shaped & has 3 wheels,so it can go faster.Less drag then a 4 wheeled 1 so am told :) But most important is...its nice green colour! Bet u r turning green with envy eh ! 

It..er...erm..was gona say it goes like a bomb but on 2nd thoughts it sounds like a bomb & all this smoke comes from it.Great eh! Bet i made u even more jealouser ! LOL.Yep! Shes a 'beaut' & have given her a name...Pearl.Coz am told thats what humans do...give their cars a name :)......2 b cont.

Bird Spotting ... part 3 of 3

Bird Spotting :Part 3 of 3

Time 2 go home its getting dark.

Friend says, "Well we should see some birds who come out at night right?"

"Yup, Oo look a Tawnygale...taz silent wings and a big thingy...lol...erm beak!....Over there is a flock of Starmingers making shapes in the sky with felt pens...dirty mucky bids they bin!"
Turning 4 home we spot a Bat-winged-plover coating his wings with steel(so thats how they came up with Batfink then!) Chirrup chirrup....rrrrr a Mistyrob pretty bird with a red bum. It makes its nest in T-pots. Almost home,...chiff chaff chiff chaff...R the unmistakable call of the Nightbar....So now u have improved ur knowledge of our feathered friends :)

Bird Spotting ... part 2 of 3

Bird Spotting : 2 of 3

watch out 4 that fox

"Whats that bird over there?" says you. "Hmm," i consult me bird book...mmmnn mmnnn (me reading in undertone)its a Collared pigmy sparrow..it az a thin black stripe round its neck (az some1 been drawing on it i wonder ? ), "& its wings r checked." oinks i. 

"Oh dear a big Bladdy Loodle has just swept down on eet & iz now taking eet 4 a meal probably a McDonalds happy meal" continues i "but dont look!" Feathers every where....we get down on our tummys & look 4 the next bird 2 appear..."listen ,chik-chik-er-rare-ker...a beautiful pink bird with a black head" Consults bird book...."Yup a Nuttock" (if am not mistaken :) & am never am)....then a flock of Goldthrushins fly over..."Wow  we both oink!"
 "Thats a sight 2 C"oinks Moonpig...we have a rest & get the thermos flask out....2 b cont

Bird Spotting ... part 1 of 3

Bird Spotting: 1 of  3

Come along wiv me thru the woods & erm ...trees :) & c if u can spot a few birds wiv me....az we get near the woods we ear (wrong spelling of earth word) a cry of a bird listen...twit-twitter-twit...thats the Blue-spotted bull twit,,,:)....we go a bit further...Crawk crawk....thats a Prong-tailed twit....I brought me bird spotter book with me c sooo...cant go wrong ;)...in2 a clearing we come across a pond,

LOOK over there at that Reed Wallard .. thats a duck. Then we looked up into the sky & saw a Nurd-Dicky a type of Buzzard....

Next we go up a hill and passed thick bushes on one side & heard a toonful noise, tweety tweet tweet...got the binoc's out & spied a green bird, clearly a Greenflinch....bet u glad u came along....2 b cont.

Ice Skating ... part 3 of 3

Ice Skating:Part 3

Every1 was trying 2 avoid me now 

(coz i was getting good at it :) ).I fained a smile :) as u went passed,again.

2Big show off i oinked!!"Shaking me trotters at u...shake shake (hehe).

Then feeling more relaxed i jumped up 2 do a pi-ro-et .On landing(if u can call it that) landed flat on me tummy in the middle of the rink.

I can tell u i saw 1 or 2 flying pink pigs (woz dazed) i had a sore backside which woz getting sorer by the second....every1 was laughing at me & as i tried 2 get up falling over me own trotters Thud!(me falling).

Me piggy friend came over 2 help me up laughing at me pre-dik-er-ment...nothing was broken but me pride.