The Greedy Buzzard ... part 4 of 4

Part 4 of 4

...Buzzard stuck his beak up in the air & screeched "NO!!!"

Stuck beak up and screeched NO !

!But it was a gen-u-ine mistake, me friend got the price wrong," pleaded Moony.(it might work)
"Well its ur mistake i'll find a good home for it." & with that , Buzzard brushed Moonpig aside with his strong wing.(it didnt work)
Moonpig pleaded & pleaded (keep hassling and talking round hat so i picked it up & ate it)    Buzzard screeched, "look mate, i'll do u a favour, if u need anything ask it!"
"K...can i have me sunflower oil back then?" (spits out remnant of straw hat).
"I'll have to think about it," screeched Buzzard, giving me the evil eye (so i put it in me pocket 4 L8r).
"Come back tomorow, i'll let u know then & only then"...Slam !(noise of Buzzards door er...slamming shut).

Thru the keyhole...who lives in a place like this!

"U wont sleep ee-zee 2night." i shouted thru the keyhole & orf i went home.
Next day i busied meself on the farm, hoeing here, watering there, milking the goats, spinning the wool in2 balls...puff pant....hard work said i 2 meself mopping up the sweat with me tissues in trotters wiping me face & anything else that needed wiping! About the middle of the morning, found 350 bottles of sunflower oil left on me doorstep. 
"Hmmm, i put 'em back on me shelf "& went 2 find Buzzard.
"Hi Buzzard, thx 4 returning the oil, but think am 90 bottles short."
"Think yourself lucky little green piggie, i sold some to the fish & chip shop in the village & rubbed myself in the rest."
"Yeah, i can c ur shiny feathers," & with that i pulled out a feather.
"Screech!" screeched Buzzard, "be off with yer before  i make sausages out of yer!

B orf with U screeched Buzzard

"Oh yeah! u & whos army" i shouted az i ran az fast az i cud away from Buzzards erm...place.

Will b more careful next time if i take stuff 2 market...i'll buy a few black indelible marker pens & pencil the price on each item...???...END.

The Greedy Buzzard ... part 3 of 4

Part 3 of 4

Little Later Moonpig came back..."Sorry been so long i was chatting 2"...Moonpig stopped abruptly as noticed that the market stall was M.T. (empty). "Cor, u sold the lot !"

"Yes said friend smirking & very pleased with oneself. Bestest friend handed over the money & Moony laffinly oinked , "Wheres the rest, dont joke."

Here's ur money Moony

"Erm..er..er.. that's all there is Moony, i sold it for er...100pd each bottle like you said...& gave big cheesy grin :) (like that).

"Oh no! it was 440pd each! i'll have 2 take it outa ur wages!" Shakes trotters at friend who was NOT such a bestest friend now!

Friend drew the packet of peanuts closer and chin began to wobble (that packet of peanuts were wages i had payed 2 help me on market stall...remember ? )

"erm...never mind" says i noticing the dismay on me friends face, ( coz i can b quite a big softy at times ), "just describe the customer & i'll x-plain & am sure it will b returned, the money or the sunflower oil that is " :) 

Pinky friend composed self after a few sniffy snorts & mopping eyes with few well aimed tissues from me.

"Well it was a big brown bird...blah blah-de-blah "(gave a good description of a Buzzard), & flapping arms in imitation of wings!

Describe bird again!

"K, i know who u means i'll pay Buzzard a visit & am sure he'll understand the mistake U made" (points an akusing trotter at so called friend )and FROWNS  ^>@<^  (like that).

"We'd better pack up then...go on...i'll watch, i barked" (and thats hard 4 a big 2 do gives u a sore throat).

Dropped me piggin' friend off at friends home and made my way to where Buzzard lived. Nocked on door, rat-a-tat tat!...Like that :)

Hi Buzzard :)

Door opened with a screeching noise.

"Hi Buzzard" i smiled :) "am sure u'll understand mistake me friend made about price of sunflower oil, erm...can i have it back plz, oh, i'll do a good deal on wot ever amount u want 2 keep"...2 b cont.