The Greedy Buzzard ... part 3 of 4

Part 3 of 4

Little Later Moonpig came back..."Sorry been so long i was chatting 2"...Moonpig stopped abruptly as noticed that the market stall was M.T. (empty). "Cor, u sold the lot !"

"Yes said friend smirking & very pleased with oneself. Bestest friend handed over the money & Moony laffinly oinked , "Wheres the rest, dont joke."

Here's ur money Moony

"Erm..er..er.. that's all there is Moony, i sold it for er...100pd each bottle like you said...& gave big cheesy grin :) (like that).

"Oh no! it was 440pd each! i'll have 2 take it outa ur wages!" Shakes trotters at friend who was NOT such a bestest friend now!

Friend drew the packet of peanuts closer and chin began to wobble (that packet of peanuts were wages i had payed 2 help me on market stall...remember ? )

"erm...never mind" says i noticing the dismay on me friends face, ( coz i can b quite a big softy at times ), "just describe the customer & i'll x-plain & am sure it will b returned, the money or the sunflower oil that is " :) 

Pinky friend composed self after a few sniffy snorts & mopping eyes with few well aimed tissues from me.

"Well it was a big brown bird...blah blah-de-blah "(gave a good description of a Buzzard), & flapping arms in imitation of wings!

Describe bird again!

"K, i know who u means i'll pay Buzzard a visit & am sure he'll understand the mistake U made" (points an akusing trotter at so called friend )and FROWNS  ^>@<^  (like that).

"We'd better pack up then...go on...i'll watch, i barked" (and thats hard 4 a big 2 do gives u a sore throat).

Dropped me piggin' friend off at friends home and made my way to where Buzzard lived. Nocked on door, rat-a-tat tat!...Like that :)

Hi Buzzard :)

Door opened with a screeching noise.

"Hi Buzzard" i smiled :) "am sure u'll understand mistake me friend made about price of sunflower oil, erm...can i have it back plz, oh, i'll do a good deal on wot ever amount u want 2 keep"...2 b cont.