The Greedy Buzzard ... part 2 of 3

Part 2 of 3

"We can park here near them planks. Here

pinky friend, [trotters over purple Tar-Paul-Inn] go & put eet on them planks while i pay market-farmie 4 the pitch...[little later].
k so payed the farmie but he didnt give me any pitch (which i thought was a tar-like substance) just gave me a 're-seat', said not 2 loose it orse av 2 pay agen :),..went back to friend who was chatting to Po-ten-shul customer...heard friend say "we'll b set up in a flash"...but i thought it was gona b a nice day. Looked up at sky, hmm nice & blue wiv fluffy white clouds, no sign of dirty grey thunderclouds or lightning lurking about ??? (think about it ! ).

"Havent u done that yet ? Oh come on i'll help u."

All set up...think i needs little piggies room

So friend promptly tripped over Tar-Paul-Inn and hurt snout on small rock in ground and friend had 2 rest 4 a while till blubbering noise passed. Meanwhile inspected the sheet make sure it wor tore. If waz careful & packed it back alrite cud send it back saying it wor quite the right size. Y shud i pay 4 a ripped sheet, they wud never notice but az it happened...waz ok!

Soooo...set up the stall with a neat purple sheet covering the bare planks. Me piggy friend trottered[not hands as pigs don't have hands] to me carefully with trotters the sunflower oil to stack on the stall. Better not drop 1 (got peg 4 snout out just in case)

"Think i need the little piggies room," grunted Moony, crossing legs, screwing face up & sticking tongue out. "Look after the market stall 4 me wud yer...wont b long."

Oh goody...a po-ten-shul customer!

"Dont worry Moony, i can cope, you can rely on me. Think you suffer from Tiny Bladder Syndrome ! Friend sighs, & says under breath as Moonpig disappears..."but dont b too long as i'm not very confident." Friend now has very worried look on face!

Well not long after along came a big bird & enquired after the price of the oil. Friend mumbled a little & said, "erm er er erm its erm 100pd each"...oinking to oneself friend said "think thats wot Moony said ?"

Knowing that the little pink pig must of got the price wrong, big brown bird looks around

Squawk ! I'll take the lot

making sure no one has seen whats going on course bird wanted it all, counted out his money from his purse(100pd 4 each) and fixed his beady eyes on pig, (unnerving piggy friend).
"I'll take the lot" screeched Buzzard x-tending his pinion feathers out, dragging & piling 'em into his little cart...much like a shopping trolley...but

Wonder whats his hurry ?

bigger...MUCH BIGGER. "Heres the money."& with that Buzzard ran as fast as he cud, dragging the overloaded cart FULL of sunflower oil.

Now pinky friend scratched her head and wondered what had made herself...such a good 'knee-go-she-8-er!'....2 b continued