Supper ... part 3 of 4

Part 3 of 4

..."HELLO" shouts me pinky friend, any one  home!!?!!

"Oh sorry juz got erm..er...work on me mind (hehe!) I havent decided where 2 go...maybe Lapland orrrr the Mediterranean...or even Africa!"

dreaming of somewhere WARM !

"Oh" says friend, it gets really really cold in Lapland (shivers even though sitting by nice roarin' fire) ROAR! ROAR! (sound of fire er...roaring :) ) I've been, & if u rent an Italian car....it will not start...2 cold u c."

Moonpig oinks,"Erm, wot 'bout if i rented a BIG American car ?"

"Right! But if it falls to -18 % C...it will not start either! German cars are better....till temperature drops to...-26 % C."

"U seem very knowledgeable friend." grunts Moony.

"Oh yes, i've been there, done it & got the T-shirt"...big grin breaks out on me friends face :)... friend carries on, "once because of the cold i had to take my car to bed with me!!& the cat jumped in too! Erm...no sheets on bed honest."

"Well thiz iz all very ...er..er...interesting. Actually no animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets says so in me Animal Farm rule book here"....points to rule number 4. Mutters under breath, "think 2 much cheese iz making me friend go do-la lally!" ...2 b cont.

Supper ... part 2 of 4

Part 2 of 4

"Thats amazing skills you got there Moony" says friend.

"Why thx....watch wot i can do wiv this cleaver,"...zwisshh zwisshh zwisshh(noise of cleaver)"da daaa! & when i frow eet up wiv these other knifes and stuff, i can do thissss!" Zzzwwosh Zzzwwosh. (noise of erm utensils in mid air)"da daaa!...hey! where u go ?"
 Pink piggy friend comes out from under the table with worried look on face.

X-pert juggler

"Oh there u r, come sit by the fire ear i done sum cheese & crackers 2."

"U shouldn't of gone to so much trouble Moony,(stuffs as many as mouth will hold & more) chunters something unintelligible pointing to coffee table. Holiday brochures lay strewn across & piggy friend manages to come back up for air & b-tween gasps oinks "You thinking of going away for a bit then?"
I whisper under me breath, "dont need 2 go away 4 a bit when Blossom iz in me factory. She nice curvy sow (drools)...2 b continued

Supper ... part 1 of 4

Part 1 of 4

Chatting 2 me pink piggy friend 1 early evening ..I says 'u must come round 4 supper 2nite.'

Friend says, 'that sounds erm great' ( said with not much enthusiasm remembering the meal i served the last time).

...sooo, supper time came & u rang the doorbell or knocked the knocker...actually u did both....
"Cum in" says i, "Lancaster or Cheshire ?"

"Er Kent actually just outside Maidstone" says friend(puzzled look ).

which cheese do u want?

"No...i meant which cheese do u like?" :).

"Oh,Cheshire" says friend...who was wondering if had inadvertly stumbled into a Wallace & Gromit film by mistake.
"Shall i stand here & watch you while you er, umm cook or do you need some help Moony?"

Hacks away at bread

"No u can watch, hack! hack! (hacks away at bread with a stanley knife),,slap! slap! (slaps cheese onto the bread) ,,splidge! splodge! (puts mustard on top) & grills it, almost to the point of needing assistance from the fire brigade!

 "Here u r pinky friend, wot u think of me culinary skills ?" :)

"Oh great, yum yum" you says putting the whole slice into your mouth scoffing it up like a..a..like a pig & talking with mouth full & spitting out words like this = mmuff beffa thenff nannthf thinff ithf tasffhed boreff...Translation went something like this = much better then anything tasted before. Think thats what was meant ?...2 b cont.