Tuesday, 23 October 2018

Lost Wallet ... part 6 of 6

Part 6 of 6


You can just about spot Pinky running on top right !!!
Kat can see with her 3rd eye so to speak. Kat can see Pinky from a very very very long way off ! All Kats from the planet Zork has this ability to some degree or other it just takes practise :)
"Woz that u say ?...Pinky's getting in 2 her car...& following uz !! Dont want 2 b bothered by Pinky friend 2 day, av enuf problems of me own !!!"  screeched Moonpig or maybe gave a loud, harsh, & piercing cry (and thats a hard thing for a pig to do). So Moonpig takes loads of detours so as Pinky wont know which way they took !!! ( so there !! ) After an hour or 2 of going everywhere, through the country WHIZZZZZ! (erm noise of countryside whizzing by), next over mountain passes WOOAMM! (noise of erm Pearl's engine going real erm fast past, up & by mountains) SCREECH! SCRRREEEEECH! (Pearl meanders all over the narrow mountain pass...road well it passes for a...road). 
"Wow look at the drop on sides of the road Kat..."(if you dare!), et cetera and then through Mootown a few times.... WHOOOOSH! WOOAMM! WHIZZZZZ!...Finally....
Can just about see them on mountain road
"Fink eets safe 2 go home now Kat...my, y az u got ur eyes closed. Ham u tired ? Take ur paws away from ur eyes. U wont c a thing like that."
Kat peeps through her paws then takes her paws away and looks at Moony @@ like that accusingly!!!
...Back at Moonpig's farmhouse...
"O no...look who's waiting !" oinks Moony :(
Kat jumps out from Pearl in case Moony has plans to take off & repeat his last...erm...err...trip ?
"Where have you been...i've been looking for you" exclaims Pinky all excited. "look what i found on the market floor", :) and with that holds up Moonpigs lost wallet announcing..."Ta-dar!" (an imitation of a fanfare, typically used to indicate an impressive entrance or a dramatic announcement).
This belong to you ?
"Wow...i mean Woohoo! "(punches the air with trotters...Kat slinks away just in case she comes a cropper)..."Wow." oinks a grateful, appreciative or thankful Moonpig...maybe all 3 :) ...checking inside to make sure everything is there. "Come in and i'll make u a piggin' meal :)"
"Err...well thats very kind of you but i have to be somewhere...have to take a rain check on that bye" oinks Pinky rushing away remembering what happened last time she stayed for some of Moonpigs cooking *.
"Pleez urself...looks like juz u & me Kat :( "  and kat rubs enthusiastically in a way that shows intense and eager enjoyment, interest, or approval maybe all erm, lots...round Moonys legs...for food that is :)     The End

* See stories Home cooking (6th-27th July 2014) and Supper (3rd December-10th January 2013/2014)