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Live phone-in from studio, (Hehe...Moonpigs farmhouse actually) What seems 2 b the problem caller ?
--Hiya, (said in a deep voice) I think am being stalked.
--Hmm, & what makes u think that ?
--When I am walking home at night I hear trotter-steps behind me & when i stop & look theres no one there.
--Hmm, pretty unnerving heh ! ...Lets c if i got this rite...u 'ears trotter-steps & when u stop what do u hear ?
--I hear...nothing.
--Ok, so u walking home in dark and u hear trottersteps & when u stop...u dont hear a thing Hmm hmm...It seems 2 me that u r paranoid...they ur own trotter steps!! Hope u aint wearing stilettoes as pigs r banned from wearing clothes!!
--O u cud b right, o sorry my apologies, i do feel a fool.
--Well dont do that as u b held up 4 molesting.
--Burrrrrrrrr....
--Hmm...caller has put phone down.
