Part 5 of 6
...This looks a good place 2 sit > points 2 a chair by a table by a cafe by a wishing well :) Lets look at the menu........hmmmm.....here eet says, donuts a shady version of an imperative...think that ruffly translates az...a shade of green with little pink sparkles...think i'll az a donut 4 starters.
--I'll have 1 with a hole in cause i like holes...says friend with a big cheesy grin on face.
--Tut! rolls eyes, (fort 2 self...som muv-vers do av 'em) Lets av a coffee 2...need caffeine...caffeine iz a bitter alkaloid
C8H10N4O2 found especially in coffee, tea, cacao, & kola nuts & used medicinally az a stimulant & diuretic if u didnt know :) friend smiles & smiles & smiles at me :) :) :) (like that)
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| Caffeine fix done now what u want 2 order friend ? |
--friend mutters....so thats why you keep running off 2 the little pigs room...(toilet 2 you & me pinky friend did recall... he might of been diagnosed with S.B.S. small bladder syndrome)
Alien insect waiting on us, erm...like i said, not sure 'bout gender, comes over, gets our order in typical style, chewing gum with a pencil & notepad in...in...'hand' ? U know...the usual mode :) . It shivers or ruffles its wings...infact does both. Think its getting ready 2 speak...Yup thought so....& with I.G.T (thats Instant Galactic Translator) still switched on...
--You ready 2 order...says the alien insect as it pauses, just 4 a second, then shooting out its long black tongue & licking its eyes in a nano-second...we stare in amazement...tongue recoils back in mouth.
--Yeah, we'll az this, this & 2 of those 2 start wiv...so now food is served and Moony orders yet again... We'll az 2 of those 2...points 2 menu...so 2 Quorn Dip-la-doe-kus burgers are
devoured in record time...Moonpig says...time to go friend. Scraping of chairs heard!!! Friend tosses 2 coins on the table as a tip, (wonder where that come from as friends skin-pocket aint got any coins, just a half sucked mint...hang on...update coming in...just a quarter sucked mint with a very, very small amount of fluff on ??? ). Moony whispers 2 insect, erm...my tip iz...put ur money on the white horse :)
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| Looks del-ish-us ! |
As pigs make their way out of Mall, they pass a fountain copied from a famous Italian one.
--Pinky friends says...Ooo thats pretty look how high the jets are Moony!!!...Moonpig has to have a 2nd glance in bottom of fountain.
--Strange ? juz 1 coin in the fountain, thought shud b 3 ? Scratches butt. (guess who nicked the other 2 ).
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| Hmm...now how many coins in fountain ? |
On hearing a commotion round next corner heading back 2 UFO...some alien...erm...some thing...is standing up on a box shouting, (similar to story entitled, Unfair Tax...read it :) )... IT...is shouting, 'give me liberty, or give me death...'SssWhoosh! (noise of swift arrow whizzin' from a bow)...and so with that THEY (whoever THEY were/is/are), shot him/it neatly with a bow & arrow!..Plonk! (noise of heavy body erm...falling).
--Thought this was a friendly planet...says pinky friend 2 Moony, with worried look on faces...both of them....2b cont....
