Tuesday, 25 December 2012
Saturday, 22 December 2012
This adventure in poetic form was set 2 me by Imapig2 who plays MFF(Myfreefarm) on the USA server 1,& am sure she wud b delighted 2 c this erm...adventure on me blog :Pictures by Moonpig.
The Bogeyman Pig
My mommy says, you shouldn't go into the forest on your own
At such a young age as you, & you don't even have a phone
It's dark in there & you might meet the..Bogeyman Pig
And what will you do then , as he's so BIG ?
Guess what he eats for his tea ?
Little pink pigs , like you & me,
green ones go down as another treat
and pigs with wings ,he can defeat !
Oh ! No !.... says Ima to her mommy dear,
me & my friends will play right here,
we won't go into the the forest,for fear
we get eaten alive by the ...Bogeyman Pigs leer
As Ima & her friends played hide & seek nearby,
Ima's mom let out a contented 'Sigh ! '
But Ima & her bestest friends soon found
themselves playing near forbidden ground.
& very soon curiosity got the best of them all
as they tip-toed quietly into the forest so Tall
In the distant they heard a funny weird noise ,
like 'rumblings', the working of machinery alloys.
" Hey there ,what's that sound ? " said moonpig surprised.
" Shh ! talk more quietly " APigCanFly rationalized.
Ima said " Do you think it's The Bogeyman Pig ? "
" No,there's no such 'Thing ' says moonpig
" She just made it up,to keep you away
from playing in the forest,I think , wouldn't you say ? "
" Be quiet you two " says APigCanFly " I do insist,
let's get home before we're missed "
" Not just yet,let's get closer & see "
says moony & Ima, jumping for glee
" Get down ! stay quiet or we'll get found out "
replied APigCanFly trying not to shout.
The three little pigs ventured further inside
'til a clearing appeared before their eyes,
they settled down to watch & learn
among the trees & tall forest fern.
Was this some secret work being addressed ?
' maybe something to do with U.F.O's ' moonpig guessed
' Or maybe this is where pig's get their wings '
APigCanFly would say that.. & other things !
Ima was simply amazed by the 'Digger'
They didn't notice a ...Shadowy figure
" Wow ! Look what they're doing " carried on Ima " over there ! "
The three little pigs,they were not aware.
Suddenly from behind came a Big Gruff Voice
" AND WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING HERE ,DID YOU COME BY CHOICE ?
THIS IS PRIVATE LAND , DIDN'T YOU READ THE SIGN
THAT'S A PITY 'CAUSE NOW...YOU'RE.... MINE ! "
"Must be The Bogey Man " they all thought
" g g g got to get out of here,before we are c c c caught "
All three dashed into the undergrowth - slipping
this way & that way they went scamper - ing
avoiding the figure,trying to catch all three,
not wanting to be caught for the Bogeyman Pig's tea
" TRESSPASSING IS NOT ALLOWED "
shouted out the Bogeyman Pig out.. LOUD !
Puffing & Panting he continued to follow
through mud & thicket,down to the hollow
But the Bogeyman Pig was tiring out
& the three little pigs took advantage of this,no doubt.
They all ran off in different ways
to confuse the follower,just like a maze.
"Meet you tomorrow ,in the usual place "
shouted Imapig2,leading the chase.
Imapig2 rested once back at the farm
"Hope the other two have come to no harm.
better not tell mom where we've all been
Or that the Bogeyman Pig ,..we've all seen.
How's zat ! By Imapig2
Saturday, 15 December 2012
Karaoke ... part 3 of 3
Karaoke:part 3 of 3
Our turn 2 sing we sing a duet...song came out in loud shrieks!
Someone said we were murdering the songs...cheek...!
Moonpig shouts out 2 crowd "BUM 2 u all"... and you said "Butt heads" Moonpig nods head in agreement, says "Yeah" & signs with trotters '*$!@*'(unpublishable )2...
We got chucked out of pub & banned 4 a month.
"Consh u b lievesh eet ?!?" says I ...
"Nah!" said me old pink pal...
"Problem ish theysh dowsh apprreeshate gooshshinging" i adds.
...Making our way home still erm...singing & falling in the gutter we c a pig in a dark blue hat(shud he be wearing that ? as pigs doe wear clothes, says so in me Animal Farm rule book) so we get the last of the pickled onions & even the empty jar & throws 'em at P.C.Plod ( local bobby) & knocks his helmet off.
& 2 our dis-b-leef we get arrested & took 2 the police cells where we ended up loosing butt wind ;) & stinking the place out.
"Pickled onions always has that effect on me" says u!
"U dow say" says I...PHERP! (with peg on me snout).
Got released next day & swore we'd never do it again.....eat pickled onions....LOL.
Saturday, 8 December 2012
Karaoke ... part 2 of 3
Karaoke:Part 2 of 3
Well i av got good voice listen # (that hash means am singing remember ? Sooo...# Shriek squeal grunt...out of tune a little juz need a bit of practice! Lets take our shopping home & i give u a call on cell phone when i done uz some sandwiches & drink & meet me down by the river k ?
L8r...Bee Burr berp(noise of phone dialing out).."Oh Hi me bestest friend am ready now sew meet u in 10 mins.
Down by the river."
...graunch graunch chobble chomp!...
"Any more of those pickled onions ?" you ask.
"U always finking 'bout ur stomach!" says i, "we keep some 4 L8r greedy pig !"
Friend says, "thanks for the compliment, what shall we sing? We gona sing 2gether ? Or shall we sing a duet ? "
"Hmm ? Lez leave it till on the night ,"says i, "if we start 2 walk now...shud b in plenty of time 2 look at the opposition ...fink we got time 4 a couple of beers."
....So there we were sitting on bar stools swigging back the beers & eating pickled onions....as karaoke started we both hissed & booed & threw pickled onions at the competition 2 unease them...chuck! Thwawk(noise of pickled onions hitting the...target)....hehe...some didn't like what we were doing...& when we weren't looking...think they spiked our drinks....2 b cont.
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