Karaoke ... part 3 of 3

Karaoke:part 3 of 3

Our turn 2 sing we sing a duet...song came out in loud shrieks! 

Someone said we were murdering the songs...cheek...!

Moonpig shouts out 2 crowd "BUM 2 u all"... and you said "Butt heads" Moonpig nods head in agreement, says "Yeah" & signs with trotters '*$!@*'(unpublishable )2...

We got chucked out of pub & banned 4 a month.

"Consh u b lievesh eet ?!?" says I ...

"Nah!" said me old pink pal... 

"Problem ish theysh dowsh apprreeshate gooshshinging" i adds.

...Making our way home still erm...singing & falling in the gutter we c a pig in a dark blue hat(shud he be wearing that ? as pigs doe wear clothes, says so in me Animal Farm rule book) so we get the last of the pickled onions & even the empty jar & throws 'em at P.C.Plod ( local bobby) & knocks his helmet off.

& 2 our dis-b-leef we get arrested & took 2 the police cells where we ended up loosing butt wind  ;) & stinking the place out.

"Pickled onions always has that effect on me" says u! 

"U dow say" says I...PHERP! (with peg on me snout).

Got released next day & swore we'd never do it again.....eat pickled onions....LOL.