Saturday, 9 June 2018

Lost Wallet ... part 2 of 6

Part 2 of 6

Inside 'Tramlaw' name of supermarket, Moonpig takes out his shopping list & notices an alteration, adjustment, or  modification or all 3...maybe, to milk count.
"Who's put an Xtra nought on this ? (shakes head & points to shopping list). Should say 10 milk not 100 !!! "
Hmmm! As u been at me shopping list Kat ?
Moony looks at Kat and Kat looks at Moony. It's a stare out !! Eventually after 30 seconds Kat gives up & plonks 10 milk into the shopping cart watched cautiously by Moonpig !!!
"Glad u did that Kat...(turns to shelf), now wot cereal shall we take home for Spidey ?"
Being a bit dewy eyed at hearing the word...HOME...Moonpig blows his snout on Kats fur...Kat bristles...but as she knows that Moonpig is thinking of his home planet...Zork...withdraws her claws from Moony's tail & instantly forgives him. Kat washes the snot off her fur the way kats do. Continuing along cereal aisle, picking up & putting down various cereals for Kat's approval, Kat nods her head emphatically at the Rice Krispie box.
Kat helps pushing the shopping cart
"K, so if Spidey dow like 'em ur in 4 eet Kat." oinky grunts Moony.
Kat rolls eyes @@ & licks paws unperturbed.
"Now 4 the veggie & fruit aisle - Ouch ! *@%**& ! " (< unprintable erm word) Moony looks round to see who has bumped into his piggin' leg while scowling ^>@<^ (< like that).
"So sorry." oinks Pinky friend.
"Hummpf ! Mite az well known eet wud b u."grunts Moonpig wrinkling his snout.
"What you doing here ?" asks Pinky in a soothing...erm oink.
"Woz eet look like 2 u ?" growled Moony (& thats hard for a pig to do ! )
"Shopping ? " came back a squealy non-committal quiet voice.
"Wow ! But ur sooooo clever." & with that Moony picks up more groceries & makes his way to the checkout...Kat in tow.
Get orf the piggin' belt Kat !!!!
Dumping groceries on belt, & continually removing Kat from belt with shop assistant frowning....
"That will be 639.17 pd." (pd is the name of the money used in Myfreefarm) "How would you like to pay ? "yawns the shop assistant.
"I dow wont 2 buy the hole piggin' shop, juz a few fings," grumbles Moonpig taking out his wallet with credit cards to pay..."& b 4 u ask, NO i dont want any cash back !!! "....2 b continued.....