Salespig ... part 4 of 4

Part 4 of 4

Hero scrapes trotters deep in bottom...of his big green bag with orange handles...digs deeper & deeper & deeper & deeper!...& comes up

Wot's this, wot's this ?

with...a container pot...black in color...with pink white & black writing on.

--Let me c,Let me c ,grunts i getting all x-cited.On pot says 'The Pink Stuff', the miracle paste cleaner!

--It will clean saucepans & stoves, tiles & uPVC, garden furniture & baths (hmmm trying 2bfunny),caravans & sinks, skirting boards & copper, rust & paintwork, brass & boats...now that really grabs me attention.

--OUCH!

--Didnt touch u, didnt touch u.

--I smiles at Hero :) like that. How much is it,The Pink Stuff ?

Me friends fell asleep !!

--W-e-l-l...he gets his kal-ku-l8r out...its a BIG 1 & does a few Kal-Ku-Lay-shuns tossing it around a bit...c...am getting better at Earth Words :)....Hero shows me his...Kal-Ku-Lay-shun, at 1st am snout smacked, but think it worth it. Hero smiles & leaves with a fat wallet in his pocket. In the farmhouse i c's pinky friend...sleeping. Just give me friend a nudge as am all loaded up.

--Wot u gone & bought Moony ?

The Pink Stuff, almost as 'handy' as big green bag with orange handles !

-- Bought the LOT didnt i, never know when things will come in...trot-ery...&...i had the BIG GREEN BAG, with the orange handles which is wot i REALLY needed thrown in 4 3 :)