Patience Is A Virtue ... part 4 of 4

Part 4 of 4

...u cud....*@!!*^<% ! #*@ (soz but av fell foul of sen-sore laws...unprintable/sensored). The reality of life iz that it does little good 2 worry over fings that u can't control.....Soooo i hope u av learned 2 b more patient...erm..like me....PERFLUMP !!!!! & me bestest friend drops down me chimney all covered with soot !!! &, i get covered 2.

wot a pile of sooty mess 

"Splutter ! Splutter ! Cough ! Cough !" says piggy friend. 

Well i really luze me patience now corz me piggin' friend made a BIG mess ALL over me carpet, as well as putting trotter-prints all over !! "AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!" I squeal loudly...getting me brush & pan out & giving it 2 u 2 clean up. I grunts loudly at friend saying, "Woz that u knocking, ringing, & tapping earlier ?"
 A little meek voice came back with
reply..."Yup"
...Now i really luze me cool...corz am hot mad....& pull angry pig-faces & throw fings at pinky pig friend...who runs & falls over chair & i was just about 2 throttle friend when........when...u says...

"But u told me to make sure u were notified as quick as possible, in fact said it would be a matter of life & death...so i come to tell you that the new iPad2 with the stunning Retina Display 5MP, Sight Camera & Ultra fast Wireless thingy you wanted has just come into the shop down village!

So off I drove..wots the speed limit again ?

"Oh....so i did," says I looking sheepishly (& thats hard 4 a pig 2 do...look sheepishly)...looks on table & picks up gizmo thingy...some kind of electronic diary...looks in the 'wot not 2 4get' section & swallows...hard! GULP! like that!...."Right lez both go down 2 the village & remind me 2 pick up some sticky postage notes.

Patience Is A Virtue ... part 3 of 4

Part 3 of 4

Who's tapping on me window!

...TAP! TAP! TAP! "Ohhh! who's tapping on me windows ?" ... gets up & closes curtains with eyes closed...>@<...like that...Go away I grunts, am X-tream-ly bee zee...Now where woz i..."rustle ! rustle ! (noise of moonpig retrieving latest gizmo gadget from wastepaper 

Retrieves latest Gizmo

basket)...& places it lovingly...carefully  on table....Hmm....erm....av a re-al-iz-tick view of life (well am not opening curtains 2 c the view so there! )...erm ack-sept the fact that time moves at the speed of....time...(?) not at the speed of ur x-pect-ations...THAT IS PATIENCE !!! Remember u cannot always control ur sir-cum-stances (hey...am getting better at spelling earth words :) )...sooo try 2 eye-den-ti-fy things u cannot control....2 ill-us-trate...rather than getting angry over...say a delayed bus or train....buy a car or pushbike so u dont av 2 wait...even walking if u need the x-er-size. If waiting iz the only option, try 2 use the time 2 do fings pro-duck-tiv, like making paper airplanes, playing poker or strip jack naked... bet jack wont like that :) any way...Jack shudnt wear clothes...says so in me Animal Farm rule book commandment 3...[taps page of book] or viz-ual-ize wot u'de like 2 do 2 bus driver when he finally turns up like u cud ....2 b cont.

Patience Is A Virtue ... part 2 of 4

Part 2 of 4

...RING ! RING ! RING !

Who's that ringing me bell?

Ohhh! who's ringing me doorbell ? Opens door & squeals....Go away....am x-tremely bee zee....i av no time...SLAM (noise of door slamming shut).

Lets out  a sigh...sighhhhhh! (like that).

Right, now where woz I ??? Ermm...r...yes...r u stressed from av-ing 2 many fings 2 do, 2 many places 2 b in & 2 many friends of the pig-kind 2 stay in touch with ? I tell u that fun-dar-mental-ly, stress iz the corz of erm..much of ur impatience...(notice i dont include meself as i am very patient already so not apply 2 me :) )...erm...ur impatient reactions.....Soooo.....slow down & smell the

Smell the roses!

roses...erm so 2 oink, make time 2 enjoy life, make deep pig-ships wiv others. U may need 2 look at ur daily routine...ask urself...where can i slow down or wot can u cut out ?(mind ur trotters with them siz-zors coz them sharp). Wise proverb says, 4 everything, is an appointed time.....a time 2 keep & a time 2 throw away...? Beware of er...time wasting hobbies & gadgets....?...Hmmm! Wheee plop! (noise of latest purchased 'gizmo' throw in2 wastepaper basket)...wots that noise ??? 2 b cont.