Moonpig oinks & yawns !!!!
Over 6 years now... 6 years & 9 months by me rekon-ing, i az been dumped here on this dismal planet they call Earth...ahhherrrrrh ! (thats a big sigh).
Nuffin 4 eet but 2 grin & bear eet....wonder if i ham missed back home ? Let's c...at this time of year i wud b playing 'Blind Pigs In The Buff' & 'Spin The Tail On The Pig' , 'Musical Stools' & 'Pass The Parsnip' amongst other games. We wud b x-changing Happy Commissioner Day cards & presents wiv family & friends & the day a 4 we wud b decking the tree trunks outside wiv nails & holly. So i do this ear( wrong Earth word
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| Playing me 'Johnny Guitar' :) |
Wonder if they still remember me ??? ahhherrrrrrh ! thats another big sigh :)
Inside me farmhouse i az strung up last years streamers they look pretty & bin blowing up balloons wiv blasting powder 2 :) Not 2 mention that 2day all the table iz spreadout wiv deli-kassys like leaves, acorns, roast termites & scarab beetles b sides grubs of differing kinds...so i'll not mention eet :) mjam mjam ! Crunch gobble...burp! Opps ! pig yer pardon ;)
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| Grubs, Earthworms, Little Blighters wot ever u call 'em |
Well...all me farm animals av been fed & seen 2 & winter fields ham ok...soooooo think i'll head out 2 the cornfield & go & tinker about in me UFO, thats where i keep eet with cloaking device on....ahhherrrrrh ! sigh!
Was messing 'bout in me UFO...like 1 does when suddenly.....Szzwhoo-Zhooow-Shzooowoo....& this hologram appeared in front of me eyes..twas a big green pig wiv his favourite pet cat named Mog on his lap...i rubbed me eyes wiv trotters.
Twas great illustrious leader of Zork...me home planet...& he is known by the title "Commissioner" & he grunted out....erm...i wrote some of it down 4 u c ? erm...think i'd better translate 4 u.
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| Commissioner with Mog |
Says....A message from ur Commissioner, eh hum (clears throat) Loyal subjects....Another year az com and gon, Blah blah blah...drone drone drone...wow how long he goes on & on, telling how great eet iz 4 sum 2 sacrifice 1 self by giving of 1 self 4 planet Zork & remembering those who av...& how sum may never b seen again...? Phew! At last he says...& it gives me great pleasure 2 announce that u may now celebrate "Commissioner Day"....Sooooo let the celebrations b-gin, eat drink & throw up...Then just as he appeared, he disappeared...suddenly...like.
WOW ! oinked I.
U know i thinks there r times when a pig of good conscience cannot blindly follow orders...wish i add fort of eet b4 ^>@<^ (thats me...frowning). Perhaps they aint 4got me...& i wonder if they av got a day on Zork that remembers all those who gave their lives up 4 the good & that they r still trying 2 contact me... 2 get me home....sob sob sniffle & me chin wobbled...just a bit...think i herd 'nother voice saying " & may the force b with u ", but whether it was the Commissioner...or just me thinking it ???
Ahhherrrrrh ! Biggest SIGH yet !...My Papa used 2 say 'There is a way out of every box, a solution to every puzzle; it's just a matter of finding it.'
Hmmm...i never found the box, but i got the glue :) ... shall av 2 think more 'bout eet...anyway...av a nice day every 1 out there & do knot eat 2 much :) MP signing off.
