Keeping Anger Under Control ... part 3 of 3

Part 3 of 3

seems everyone wants my advice

...So...how can we make peace with others? Well I wants me earthly pigs (& others) 2 enjoy peaceful relations(so we invite Aunties,Uncles Cousins & the like 2 dinner).What r my wise words...er..err...continue 2 put up with each other,(put up or or shut up comes 2 mind). Another way is 2 4 give each other.The challenge is 2 apologize ( make sure he or she apologizes 1st & dont give in till they do...lol). Remember ...I am abundant in er...erm... patience & slow 2 anger hehe. If ur brother or sister does something wrong 2 u, what should we do 2 them? Retaliate? Smack 'em in the snout ?...NO! U may feel like doing that but we should 4 give 'em...(like hell not) heh hum! as i do.(i write down all their mistakes in a little book I keep at the farmhouse)...look beneath the surface as 2 why they persist in arguing. Ask urself....were they tired, ill, under pressure (or whats the phrase...bloody minded ?). If not...then u can smack 'em in the snout!

Keeping Anger Under Control ... part 2 of 3

Part 2 of 3

Perhaps we shud get on the other side of the bar!

...So...why do we pigs (& others) loose our cool ? Thats b coz we r...er...erm...not perfect (not right in the head & some r not righter then others...lol ).Pigs with very high xpectations tend 2 have greater problems with anger...so it is wise not 2 xpect 2 much of ourselves or...er...er...others. I interviewed a pig with this problem name of Jackypig and he was often given over 2 bouts of drunkenness & anger. He said 'when i b came angry i would feel on fire!' (thats why he carried a fire xtinguisher with him) ' & i would lash out violently with words & trotters, but with the help of P.A. (pigs anonymous) i have managed 2 control

Bartender says,"What's ur poison lads ?"

myself....Slurp Gulp! (noise of alcohol slipping down his throat).I could c he was thirsty so i offered him my drink.Jackypig said...'What! u want me to forget my drinking problem by offering me a DRINK!!...Bash! Bump! Sock! Pow! (noise of fight)...(went on 4 a bit longer..Biff! Bash!Wallop!)Then 3 strong pigs took him off 2 rehab....2 b cont.