Part 2 of 3
Perhaps we shud get on the other side of the bar!
...So...why do we pigs (& others) loose our cool ? Thats b coz we r...er...erm...not perfect (not right in the head & some r not righter then others...lol ).Pigs with very high xpectations tend 2 have greater problems with anger...so it is wise not 2 xpect 2 much of ourselves or...er...er...others. I interviewed a pig with this problem name of Jackypig and he was often given over 2 bouts of drunkenness & anger. He said 'when i b came angry i would feel on fire!' (thats why he carried a fire xtinguisher with him) ' & i would lash out violently with words & trotters, but with the help of P.A. (pigs anonymous) i have managed 2 control
myself....Slurp Gulp! (noise of alcohol slipping down his throat).I could c he was thirsty so i offered him my drink.Jackypig said...'What! u want me to forget my drinking problem by offering me a DRINK!!...Bash! Bump! Sock! Pow! (noise of fight)...(went on 4 a bit longer..Biff! Bash!Wallop!)Then 3 strong pigs took him off 2 rehab....2 b cont.
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| Bartender says,"What's ur poison lads ?" |
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