Keeping Anger Under Control ... part 1 of 3

Part 1 of 3

Chill out, read a book

Hi...how r u all ?...lets all "chill out"..like i am...relaxing as i have just been reading 4 ways 2 keep anger under control,(especially when i need 2 get 2 my laptop & 4 some reason i cant)...so....i would like 2 share them with u...
(1) Breath deeply, which is 1 of the best -&- fastest ways 2 reduce the intensity or ur anger....next...
(2) While breathing deeply, repeating a word or phrase that is calming 2 u, such as "relax," "let it go," or "take it easy."...then 
(3) Immersing ur-self in something u enjoy-perhaps reading, listening 2 music, gardening, or some other activity u find relaxing...finally (4) Getting regular exercise & eating a healthful diet...(suddenly...)
Tring tring! Tring tring! Oh flaming phone!! Takes out cellphone from pocket...Hello...Well whats that got 2 do with me!!!....No i didnt do it!!!(throws a tantrum & anything else can get a trotter on)...OH! shut ur pigging mouth up or i'll come over there & sort u out!! (ends call, throws cellphone in2 wastepaper bin). Heh erm! clears throat...as i was saying...2 b cont.

Laptop Blues ...part 3 of 3

Part 3 of 3

working on friends laptop

Soooo not 3 days L8r ...but 8 days had passed...so az i was happily ? happily ? No! not happily...was just finishing playing...playing...No working hard (yes thaz better lol) doing all sorts of things of...of...er...erm...important...yes important thats the Earth word am looking 4...erm...as i was saying...i was just doing this VERY important work on me friends laptop....when.....when....cell phone ringed in me pocket....soooo...i answered it az fink it woz 4 me :) & woz good news at last :)...laptop had pulled thru its operation & woz ready 2 cum home...well did av a little hiccup but got a new hub 2 fix me dongle & mouse 2gether...& me Epson Printer was SOOOO delighted 2 that when it got hooked again 2 old friend the laptop instead of making its normal sound...did a lot of chuntering, thru the 1st piece of paper out with nowt on & chewed the 2nd 1 up! What a welcome! :) ...Heard knock at door & opened it...creak! (needed oiling).
 "Oh hi friend."

come in friend

"Hows your laptop Moony?"
 "Fine, oh thx 4 lending me urs u con av eet back now after i make u somat 2 eat az a way of saying thx"....& with that i sauntered off in2 the kitchen wiv me friend following right b-hind me dribbling!....Sit
down while i make uz some healthy chips :) 

...PLONK! friend sat down while I went 2 work...Got me Stanley Knife out of draw....looked round 4 pinky friend....but he war there ???