Tuesday, 25 August 2015

How 2 let Go Of Resentment ... scene 2 of 3

Scene 2 of 3

Scene 2...still a live recording from, erm, Moonpigs 'studio'...& ROLL CAMERAS! (still just the 1 needed but sounds erm, more impressive) & ACTION...camera wobbles a little & catches Moonpig frowning just b4 big piggy smile...& Moonpig continues...
--If instead of putting resentment in the draw, u harbour eet and nurture, water & feed eet...eet will GROW and remember, u r only hurting urself. Again harbouring resentment iz like slapping urself in snout and then expecting the other pig 2 feel the pain :)...i'll just try that....SLAP ! OUCH! b-lieve me it does hurt! The pig or animal (Buzzards can b a pain 2) who is the
"Watch out!" Screeched Buzzard
foe-kuss of UR resentment might b feeling just fine, enjoying life, skate boarding, wind surfing, soaring in the skies, and perhaps not at all troubled by any of this, infakt the bottom line eez me piggy friends that resentment hurts U far more than the pig u resent.(Oh wot a load of dribble, still a pig az 2 make a livin' az i continue writing me book on subject & some1 will b-lieve eet & buy eet). Soooo...resentment iz a choice. Some pigs might doubt that. They wud squeal, ‘My mate or friend made me resentful.’ The problem iz, such thinking puts the emphasis on something that cant be kontrolled—the actions of another
Go buy my book...now!
pig (or Buzzard...az waz sed b4 :) ). The book i just rote offers

an alternative. It says, “Let each 1 x-am-in their own actions.” We cannot control what some1 else says or does, but we can control how we react 2 eet. Sooo...Wot u con do iz 2 take
responsibility 4 ur resentment. U know...4giveness iz a choice 2...sooo...my advice iz 2...erm...err...drink alot...whatever u az in stock az b-ing drunk helps u loose urself &...4get wot u hold
against...pig or any other animal...hey! we got loads on Animal farm, u must make time 2 read eet!.Thing iz...some pigs r more prone 2 anger & disposed 2 rage.(c former blog,'Keeping Anger Under Control'...part 2...& join Pigs Anonymous) Does that describe U ? Heh-hum!...(clears froat) Ask urself ham,(oink oink) i inclined 2ward bitterness ?...

Filming comes 2 a hault...for change of scene...No! i oinks..DRINKS r just 4 the star of the show...ME...& really
Drinks just for the stars..namely ME!
friend, u must keep the camera steadier else pigs watching will get dee-zee...grief...cant seem 2 get the staff these days! Hic! Hic! BURP! Muffled noise comes from so called friend...again...Moonpig grabs & shoves friend & camera in2 Pearl (3 wheeler) & tears down the road slowly 2 Mootown where the Pub iz...pulls all outa car & sets up in local Pub...

Wednesday, 12 August 2015

How 2 let Go Of Resentment ... scene 1 of 3

Scene 1 of 3

Scene 1...This a live recording coming from the Moonpig 'studio' actually his farmhouse, hey! but who's splitting hairs? ROLL CAMERAS! (just the 1 needed but sounds more impressive :) ) &...ACTION....camera swings round 2 Moonpig who smiles :) in2 camera...& begins with...
Get my best side in 
--Wot is resentment ? It is feeling bitter 'bout something that 1 thinks iz unfair...like the 10% tax in the market place ( c story entitled 'Unfair Tax' ). This iz sir-tain-ly gona b a CHALLENGE...(looks in book 4 an x-ample). R...here it says...Lets suppose that u cant 4get the bad things ur so called friend az said or done. Then how shall we put eet ?...the harsh oinks ! the thoughtless grunts ! r indelibly etched in ur memory plus that time when u got pushed in2 the gutter at Mootown Market and twisted ur erm...ankle(az pigs got ankles ?). Az a result, any piggy-feeling of friendship u once had, az been replaced by...RESENTMENT. 1st, though, consider a few facts 'bout resentment. What U Shud Know...A friend, erm who
And 3 farmies watched in awe
iz...erm...a friend...waz once like ur shadow. U went everywhere 2gether...errr...lets say u even like riding tandem bike 2gether,(erm iz hard 2 ride tandem separately.)So wot im saying iz holding resentments iz like b-ing unable 2 move 4ward due 2 a heavy anchor dragging b-hind tandem, (where on pigs Earth u gona put an anchor...in basket at front when u finish wiv eet ?). Any roads...holding on 2 resentment creates a burden,(like an anchor) that keeps ur friendly pig-ships, etc. from moving 4ward so 2 oink! And of corz...resentment can destroy totally a, erm...pig-ship. Y ? i hear u oink. B corz it undermines the very qualities upon which a pig-ship shud b built, including LOVE (or lust), TRUST (can u trust this pig not 2 drink ur favourite lager?), and LOYALTY (wots rung with sharing sows around ?). 
In a sense, then, resentment is NOT the result of a problem of the pig-ship kind...it IS a BIG problem.
Bye bye resentment & stay there !
4 good reason then, i wud advize u 2 stop this squabbling at once & let go of resentment...and even better still put eet,(resentment) in a deep draw 2 4get eet.B assured that things can improve...(then again???)....
Filming comes 2 a halt 4 change of scene...Moonpig oinks 2 camera-pig (me friend actually az iz cheaper 2 hire)...How was that ? Did i do okay ? Muffled noises come from friend...
--Hey I resent that!! .....end of scene 1