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Scene 1...This a live recording coming from the Moonpig 'studio' actually his farmhouse, hey! but who's splitting hairs? ROLL CAMERAS! (just the 1 needed but sounds more impressive :) ) &...ACTION....camera swings round 2 Moonpig who smiles :) in2 camera...& begins with...
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| Get my best side in |
--Wot is resentment ? It is feeling bitter 'bout something that 1 thinks iz unfair...like the 10% tax in the market place ( c story entitled 'Unfair Tax' ). This iz sir-tain-ly gona b a CHALLENGE...(looks in book 4 an x-ample). R...here it says...Lets suppose that u cant 4get the bad things ur so called friend az said or done. Then how shall we put eet ?...the harsh oinks ! the thoughtless grunts ! r indelibly etched in ur memory plus that time when u got pushed in2 the gutter at Mootown Market and twisted ur erm...ankle(az pigs got ankles ?). Az a result, any piggy-feeling of friendship u once had, az been replaced by...RESENTMENT. 1st, though, consider a few facts 'bout resentment. What U Shud Know...A friend, erm who
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| And 3 farmies watched in awe |
iz...erm...a friend...waz once like ur shadow. U went everywhere 2gether...errr...lets say u even like riding tandem bike 2gether,(erm iz hard 2 ride tandem separately.)So wot im saying iz holding resentments iz like b-ing unable 2 move 4ward due 2 a heavy anchor dragging b-hind tandem, (where on pigs Earth u gona put an anchor...in basket at front when u finish wiv eet ?). Any roads...holding on 2 resentment creates a burden,(like an anchor) that keeps ur friendly pig-ships, etc. from moving 4ward so 2 oink! And of corz...resentment can destroy totally a, erm...pig-ship. Y ? i hear u oink. B corz it undermines the very qualities upon which a pig-ship shud b built, including LOVE (or lust), TRUST (can u trust this pig not 2 drink ur favourite lager?), and LOYALTY (wots rung with sharing sows around ?).
In a sense, then, resentment is NOT the result of a problem of the pig-ship kind...it IS a BIG problem.
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| Bye bye resentment & stay there ! |
4 good reason then, i wud advize u 2 stop this squabbling at once & let go of resentment...and even better still put eet,(resentment) in a deep draw 2 4get eet.B assured that things can improve...(then again???)....
Filming comes 2 a halt 4 change of scene...Moonpig oinks 2 camera-pig (me friend actually az iz cheaper 2 hire)...How was that ? Did i do okay ? Muffled noises come from friend...
--Hey I resent that!! .....end of scene 1