Commissioner Day as come as per usual. What would happen this time ? No Hologram from the Great Green Leader this time...but as the Parsnip Harvest was bountiful, superabundant and inexhaustible...maybe all 3. We see Moonpig making
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| This attracts a lot of interest !! |
Parsnip Wine in one of his Refineries if you like...Yes thats right...Parsnip Wine and whats remarkable about that is...no one else on Myfreefarm grows parsnips !!! So I guess you could say that Moonpig holds the monopoly on this.
Taking a break, he pondered over a feeling of being stuck, cast away, abandoned on Earth...maybe all three :)
Tears came to his eyes as he thought of his Mama and Papa with his many siblings he had left behind on Planet Zork all those years ago. Six years and nine months now !!!
"Everything alright with you Moony, as I can see you look a little upset ?" oinked Pinky...Moonpig's bestest friend on Earth.
"Wot u agen. U pop up at the most inconvenient of times az i am real bee-zee. And no, am not upset...(wipes tears away with trotters) juz these parsnips am cutting up they...erm...make me eyes water" sniffed Moonpig.
"Think you'll find it's onions that do that" retorted Pinky
"Well...erm...err...parsnips do eet 2, 2 uz green pigs", came back the reply while tossing in the last of the boiled parsnips and other secret ingredients (lemons and oranges two other fruit no one else grows on MFF)then closing the lid tightly.
"What you making then ?"
Moonpig tuts! "Well iz a secret...musn't tell !!!"
"No no I wont tell, you can trust me...truly !!" squeals Pinky with Delight...or perhaps not as she was by herself :)
Moonpig whispers into Pinky friends ear,"I iz making...parsnip wine...which only i grow the ingredients 2...wont find any other parsnips etcetera on Myfreefarm 'cept ear...on me farm." Big grin spreads across Moony's face :D
"Oooo Ooooo, can I give you a trotter (not hand as pigs don't have hands). Pinky gives a broad smile similar to a grin :D
"Iz all in trotter fanks"...Pinky looks dejected..."but u con 'elp urself 2 biskits." Points to biscuits that just happen to be there.
"Goody goody, jammie dodgers...my favorit" (American way of spelling). Pinky, now tiring a little, watches as Moonpig reopens the Refinery if you like and drops in the previously activated yeast, which he did in his laboratory in the backroom of his farmhouse giving it a stir with a BIG wooden spoon made with wood cut down from his own forest. A few hours pass. The Refinery bubbles laboriously away, in a way that takes considerable time and effort... along with another secret ingredient also made in...yes you guessed it so will not say it...that SPEEDS things quite considerably along !!!
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| Looks the job wiv these labels :) |
"U con 'elp wiv the bottling if u juz trotter over there" > (points to the stack of ultra squeaky clean glass bottles). "Pinky...Pinky...where iz u ??? Moonpig sighs! "u juz cant get the help wen u need eet !"
This is because Pinky, getting bored trots over to Mootown to see who's about and quite a lot of farmies and pigs (probably bored too) walk about aimlessly :) Pinky boasts to all who will bend an ear about the Fantastic Parsnip Wine that Moony's making...all decide that it just might be a good idea to follow this up as it could be...FAKE news.
Meanwhile...Moonpig glues on labels that he had printed that read ' Commission Day Special ' in commemoration of his home planet Leader there. Looking across his farm, Moony could see a trail of...bodies...approaching his farm.
"Good, juz wot i fort mite happen." oinks Moonpig.
The Parsnip Wine is stacked up with a hefty 80% mark up price to what it should cost...well, all will pay ANY amount at this silly time of the year and will still be paying it off when next Commissioner Day comes round next December the 25th !!!
All the Parsnip Wine sells out and Pinky squirms up to Moonpig, "Hope you didn't mind but I couldn't help myself telling all and sundry about your good PARSNIP WINE you were making." whinged Pinky.
Moonpig slaps Pinky on the back in a friendly manner, "Not at all me friend,(really this is what Moony wanted Pinky to do) not at all. But how do you know iz good parsnip wine ?"
"You always make the best of everything" plauded Pinky
"Az eet happens i az kept a case full back...cum and sample sum wiv me " Moony oinks forming his features into a pleased, kind, or amused expression, typically with the corners of the mouth turned up and the front teeth exposed.
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| Sweet Dreams !! |
Off they trot at SPEED...the resulting episode...the two friends get very drunk even sozzled!!! Eventually falling asleep on the nice erm...soft floor. Think Moonpigs cat named erm...Kat, licked the bottles out too :) ....THE END
