Vision With A Mission ... part 14 of 14

Part 14 of 14          

Dalai deep in...Enlightenment

...ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm, ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm, ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm...a Bright Shining Light FILLS the TEMPLE like ENLIGHTENMENT PERSONIFIED!!!...it gets brighter and brighter as the Chant seems to get louder and louder & RESOUNDS in every corner and becomes deafening. Dalai is surrounded by a BLINDING DAZZLING LIGHT [Ah ! Enlightenment !!!]....Then FLASH !!!! FLASH !!! FLASH ! & the Llama is no longer there!!! The Temple room is EMPTY!

--What just happened, squealed Pinky trembling & shaking like a leaf (& thats hard for a pig to do, believe me).

-- Think we just found out wot Enlightenment waz all 'bout !!! Maybe :) grunts Moony, rubbing his eyes as well.

Outside now...they see a big bird sitting on the wall...an Andean Condor, an enormous bird with the largest wing span of any land bird, at 3.2 meters. 

--Greetings sweeties...my name is 3ndy (pronounced Andy)...& a big grin appears on birds face :D (like that)

--Erm...con u take uz down the mountain & a little further 2 the beach just past Lima ? (thats where Moonpig left his UFO). Suppose u will b wonting a fee :(  but we dont az anything 2 offer u :(  (...shrugs shoulders...) no bags c, they sort of...went up in the Enlightenment...(Looks up & motions with trotters to sky.)

Where do you want to go squawks 3ndy ?

--You are a good egg, squawks 3ndy, you have already paid, get on my back & i will take you where you want to go.

While Moonpig & Pinky climb aboard the Andean Condor, Moony notices somat about the bird that it has a golden glow to its feathers, & whisper 2 each other...

Soaring high.......

The Bird continues...I have been waiting over 1000 years for reincarnation. All living things die and are reborn again. Your rebirth into the next life will be based on your behaviour in your past life. Unfortunately i was not as PURE in my THOUGHTS as a Llama should be. But thanks to you and your recovery of the Pearl, the Scroll and the Ancient Bones you returned, i have moved on to another life...at last :)

Moonpig & Pinky look at each other wondering what on earth the bird named 3ndy was on about ???

Set corz 4 home, grunts Moonpig

Soon the pigs are returned to the site of Moonys awaiting UFO. The 2 pigs walk towards the UFO.

--Shouldnt we thank 3ndy, oinks, Pinky for getting us here so quickly ?

--Suppose so, erm thx erm...erm...On turning round...to the Condor...well where it was reckoned it would be......The bird was nowhere in sight!!! 

Lift off !

Just a noise, like the sound of the wind singing... # Back to life, back to reality Back to life, back to reality, Back to life, back to reality, Back to the here and now yeah Show me how, decide what you want from me, Tell me maybe I could be there for you...ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm...ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm...ÖÖhhmm....& thats THE GOSPEL TRUTH!!!..........end

Vision With A Mission ... part 13 of 14

Part 13 of 14

...we see a LLAMA doing what looks like 'Tai Chi' so beautiful and calming...after the exercises come to an end or cease :) , Moonpig & Pinky slide gracefully across the ground.

--Ouch ! U trod on me trotter snarls Moony.

Erm...spoke too soon. Okay so they walk awkwardly & clumsy up to the Llama, as Moony was limping a bit :)

That's the Llama..like his...erm...robe thing :)

--Hi Mr, Llama...oinks Moonpig...grinning, [with pain, think that should be grimacing but...who cares as Moony wears same expression on face as smiling here :) ] U wont get slimmer wiv them sort of X-ercises, u need 2 move it a bit... like this...& Moony & Pinky sings & dances, [not again i hear you say] # I like to move it move it! She likes to move it move it! He likes to move it move it! You like to...MOVE IT !!!

--The idea behind many of these exercises, says Llama...is to Restore the Balance of ‘qi’ or vital energy in the body...[Llama does not get tempted to get his 'finger' cymbals out and join in the "move it" song.]

--Oh :( oinks Moony...erm...(mumbles somat unintelligible). Erm, My name iz Moo----Llama cuts him off.

--YES, I have been waiting for you Moonpig !!! My name is DALAI LLAMA. I am THE present Llama. You may call me Dalai...both of you...& Llama smiles :) (like that)...At this Pinky gives Dalai her BIGGEST smile :D 
--U az been waiting...4 ME ? < Exclaims Moony pointing to self in surprised manner ^O@O^ !!!.

--I BELIEVE you have something for me. Something I...Thought-Contacted you with..by means of a VISION. I believe you are SENSITIVE to this way of contact ?

--Yes Yes...it's wot we green pigs r known 4... that iz until a few years ago when Commissioner suddenly stopped all contact :(  i don't know Y. Perhaps the Electron Magnetic Stratosphere Forces clashed wiv the Sun Strokes causing a Malfunctioning of the Photonic Infinity Probes, which caused the Collapse of the Sling Shot Manoeuvrability...which in turn----

--Stop stop, i have to ask, [Dalai shakes his head], do you really think that the long term relativity side effect of the so called Sling Shot Manoeuvre can be calculated by means of a factored Trans-differential Equation ?

??? Moonpig looks...flummoxed, bewildered or perplexed...or all 3 MAYBE :)

---All humanity & animality for that matter, Dalai continues,....is wondering from LIFE to LIFE through countless REBIRTHS. I myself was born from an egg, on top of this mountain (gestures with ears to all around :) )

--Then why aren't you a bird ? oinks Pinky friend.

--Alas, we all SUFFER the CONSEQUENCES of actions PAST & PRESENT...Dalai the Llama looks sad :( (like that)...but just for a fleeting second.

Follow me...piggies

--Wanting to be encouraging, even supportive, Moonpig philosophising says...Confucius says...A friend iz sum 1 who thinks u r a good egg, even though u r a bit cracked :) This brings a knowing sort of smile to Dalia, who gestures for the 2 pigs to follow him.

--You must follow me to the Temple, with the 3...uhf! uhf! [coughs!] thingys as you say. The PEARL, the SCROLL and the SPECIAL BONES of a Former Deceased Spiritual Leader.

Inside the TEMPLE which is quite large...it has just one room with tile floors that feel cool under bare trotters.

What a nice erm...temple...bit cold under trotters though!

The ALTAR has 3 empty slots or depressions. One is round, one is oblong & the other is big enough to hold some bones. The aroma of smoking INCENSE and aromatic flowers, fills the room...& small statues of animals & objects made out of wood & stone are placed around the erm...place. Moonpig takes out the PEARL from his skin-pocket, gives it to Dalai who inserts it into the round slot...SSLOOOK! (noise of pearl connecting perfectly). Pinky takes out the SCROLL from the holdall & gives it to Dalai who inserts it into the oblong slot...FLOOOK! (noise of scroll fitting perfectly). Moonpig takes out the

The pearl, scroll and bones are set in place.

ANCIENT BONES of a FORMER DECEASED SPIRITUAL LEADER gives them to Dalai the Llama, who inserts them into the space big enough to hold some bones...SKRROOOCH!...The scene is set!!

Dalai thanks Moonpig & Pinky & tells them to go outside & find a quick way down Hush-a bye Mountain, and on to where the UFO is waiting on the beach near Callao. The pigs who are now outside, sneak a peek inside.

--Shhh! Lets c wot happens, whispers Moony.

Dalai sits in his Spiritual Chanting Position...& begins.....ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm, ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm, ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm,.ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm, ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm, ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm....His CHANTING fills the TEMPLE! On & ON the Chanting goes...when......2 b continued