Losing Any Extra Weight...Takes Time !! ... part 2 of 3

Part 2 of  3

...they come to the picnic area...
--Phew, am rite firsty, grunts Moonpig.
Pinky thinks....surprise surprise ! & tuts!!!
--Wiv all that genteel walking, az given me a first, lets get a drink i az pd in me pocket. R, the Soda Stall. What u want Pinky me bestest friend ?

I'm buying..wot u wont?

--Ooo! if you're buying i'll have a carrot juice please :)
--K, go get a seat & i'll bring eet over :)..Hi Mr. Soda Stall Farmie man...i'll av a carrot juice 4 me friend over there > [points] & i'll av...erm...err...erm...one of those, those, those & ...Oh blow i like em all !!! Better av 1 of everything.
So Soda Stall farmie man sells Moony a carrot juice for his friend sitting down, over there > & Moony has one as well plus a raspberry, tomato, apple, herbal tomato, herbal carrot juice...PLUS a radish milk shake & a strawberry milk shake.

Pinky grunts, my, you have worked up a thirst!!!

--My, you have worked up a thirst, exclaimed Pinky....Moonpig smiles :) like that.
Meanwhile, the captivating aroma of frying wafts around Moonpigs snout ! This emits from the Snack Booth, just a little way down to where they are sitting & sipping their drinks. Pinky has a straw to drink through while Moonpig just removes the lid, & gulps it down. Nothing like manners is there ? Well thats what i said no manners here then!
--All that drinking az giv me an appetite :) grunts Moony.
Moonpig takes out the Dick&Harry from his skin pocket and looks up the word Appetite...Definition says...Appetite is the desire to eat food, sometimes due to hunger. Appealing foods can stimulate appetite even when hunger is absent. Appetite exists in all higher life-forms, and serves to regulate adequate energy intake to maintain metabolic needs!
Well az a higher life-form Moony reasons, he needs to keep up his metabolic needs.
--Where you going ? We are supposed to be exercising!! squeals a disgruntled or even fed up pinky pig friend.

Pinky friend you grab a seat....b 4 farmies get 'em

--I needs 2 get me metabolism up. Az a higher life form then u >[ points 2 Pinky ]...i < [ points to self ] need all i con get :) Take a seat by the Snack Booth & i'll buy u a...snack. Wot u want ?
--Erm...i'll have a cucumber salad please if you are buying  :)  
--Of corz i am :)
--Then...erm...make it one of those posh salads, an Italian salad. :) 

--That's gona b x-pensive grumbles Moony taking his credit

Didn't know wot 2 get, soooooo got 1 of each :)

cards out :(  Hi Mr. Snack Booth man...i'll have an Italian salad for me friend over there > [points] & i'll av erm...err...a fries with ketchup...or shall i av that wiv mayo...hmmm...or fries wiv ketchup & mayo...might av 1 of EACH...& i'll have a pumpkin soup, spinach stick bread and erm...1 of each of wot i'v left out...Please :)...2 b cont.

Losing Any Extra Weight...Takes Time !! ... part 1 of 3

Part 1 of  3

Standing tactfully on the weighing scales, Moonpig tips slightly forward to see the result. As he does so the scales call out 'one at a time please'.

Thought that can't b rite, so i get orf the piggin' thing & try again. This time i jumps on 'em to give 'em a surprise...Boing! bow-wowing ! [noise of breaking scales].

Scales must be wrong !

Okay so i did look a bit chubbier than...than last time; so went 2 find me hoola-hoop 4 a bit of geteel x-ercise like :)

--R, here eet iz...well flip me...it's gone smaller...Gasp! Cant seem 2 get eet 2 spin round ??? Not much space 2 wriggle about me waist !

--Think you have been delving into the biscuits & cakes too much Moony, oinks Pinky, ducking down incase a flying trotter came her way.

--No NO!, iz this hula-hoop...eet must of...[looks in Dick&Harry for appropiate Earth word]...shrunk! Yes shrunk in this erm...damp :) [points >  to steam coming off the pans on the stove]. 

--You need to cut down on eating or...get some exercise program going, says Pinky in what was hoped to be a helpful if some what squeaky little voice...Shame the Gym barred us last time we used it.

--Impossible, impossible, piped up Moonpig. Cut down on me food !!! I needs me strength u know else i shall fade away [makes a swooning gesture]...& frowns ^>@<^ [like that]

I can help !

--Well i can be a help if you like...oinks Pinky sitting down at table & grabbing a fork & knife in trotters, licking lips in the process.

Soz, not cooked yet

Moonpig quickly turns off cooking pots on stove, [huh! as if he was gona share...no way], grabs friend by the lugholes...You can 'elp me wiv the x-ercise. Let's go 4 a little stroll...yes that shud do eet...a genteel stroll will get the ball rolling :)

Pinky looks around for the...rolling ball, but sees NONE ! so shrugs shoulders.

Outside Moony's farmhouse, Pinky friend reminds Moony that before any exercise is undertaken one should warm up first.

--Erm, well have you brought the firewood ?

-- What do you want with firewood ? Pinky chuckles.

-- Erm, well how u gona warm up then ? Scratches butt.

Like this...& this...& this 

--Like this...& this...& this...Pinky demonstates with s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g exercises.

--K, oinks Moony, now u warmed up, lets get gone. We'll go the other way round 2 Mootown.

Hmm, thinks Pinky to herself, that means we will hit the picnic area first ! .....2b continued