Losing Any Extra Weight...Takes Time !! ... part 1 of 3

Part 1 of  3

Standing tactfully on the weighing scales, Moonpig tips slightly forward to see the result. As he does so the scales call out 'one at a time please'.

Thought that can't b rite, so i get orf the piggin' thing & try again. This time i jumps on 'em to give 'em a surprise...Boing! bow-wowing ! [noise of breaking scales].

Scales must be wrong !

Okay so i did look a bit chubbier than...than last time; so went 2 find me hoola-hoop 4 a bit of geteel x-ercise like :)

--R, here eet iz...well flip me...it's gone smaller...Gasp! Cant seem 2 get eet 2 spin round ??? Not much space 2 wriggle about me waist !

--Think you have been delving into the biscuits & cakes too much Moony, oinks Pinky, ducking down incase a flying trotter came her way.

--No NO!, iz this hula-hoop...eet must of...[looks in Dick&Harry for appropiate Earth word]...shrunk! Yes shrunk in this erm...damp :) [points >  to steam coming off the pans on the stove]. 

--You need to cut down on eating or...get some exercise program going, says Pinky in what was hoped to be a helpful if some what squeaky little voice...Shame the Gym barred us last time we used it.

--Impossible, impossible, piped up Moonpig. Cut down on me food !!! I needs me strength u know else i shall fade away [makes a swooning gesture]...& frowns ^>@<^ [like that]

I can help !

--Well i can be a help if you like...oinks Pinky sitting down at table & grabbing a fork & knife in trotters, licking lips in the process.

Soz, not cooked yet

Moonpig quickly turns off cooking pots on stove, [huh! as if he was gona share...no way], grabs friend by the lugholes...You can 'elp me wiv the x-ercise. Let's go 4 a little stroll...yes that shud do eet...a genteel stroll will get the ball rolling :)

Pinky looks around for the...rolling ball, but sees NONE ! so shrugs shoulders.

Outside Moony's farmhouse, Pinky friend reminds Moony that before any exercise is undertaken one should warm up first.

--Erm, well have you brought the firewood ?

-- What do you want with firewood ? Pinky chuckles.

-- Erm, well how u gona warm up then ? Scratches butt.

Like this...& this...& this 

--Like this...& this...& this...Pinky demonstates with s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g exercises.

--K, oinks Moony, now u warmed up, lets get gone. We'll go the other way round 2 Mootown.

Hmm, thinks Pinky to herself, that means we will hit the picnic area first ! .....2b continued