Tuesday, 28 April 2015

How To Deal Wiv Burnout ... part 2 of 5

Part 2 of 5

...Ah yes! Burnout iz karacterized by kronic x-haust-shun & strong feelings of frust-stray-shun & that other thing ??? Erm feeling of not b-ing in power. Pigs suffering from burnout tend 2 withdraw emotionally from their work, lose motivation & b-come less produktive...& this wont do (shakes head & frowns...>@< like that). Also burnout iz linked 2 noo-mer-us em-o-shun-al & fiz-i-kal health problems. Wot corz burnout i hear u oink ? Work overload iz 1 faktor. Working longer
Ping!....R...new email
hours, 4 less money...az them farmies, the little people who vizz-eet uz dow give much pd (Potato Dollar=money we uze on MFF) if they con elp eet. Tek-nology now keeps sum in konstant kontact with their job...PING! (noise of new email arriving in laptop) erm, hang on while i just check this it may b important...Ah! loom bands av been sent out (new craze), but az pigs dow wear clothes & them cud b kon-screwed az such iz juzz 2 look at wen weve made 'em c...erm...err...Tek-nology (hope am getting spellin's rite :) ), can blurr the lines b-tween work & pry-vat life 4 sum & cud b-cum slaves 2, erm...err...but not me!(shakes head Few-ree-us-ly).
Feeling a little stressed ! On way 2 Burnout ?
Lack of kontrol over work, or feelings of b-ing treated unfairly kontribute 2 burnout. So does dealing wiv unclear pry-horror-teas or konflicks wiv 'coworkers',(not 2 b confuzed wiv Dairy-pigs who milk cows :) )
This iz 'Dairy Pig'...dow confuse wif Coworkers !
.Burnout can also b self-inflikted. In the purr-soot of career goals & greater income,(such az getting the most honey b's on ur farm or hen koops) some try 2 fit ever more work in2 their life. Such 1's may b-com over committed & find themselves on the road 2...DA-DA-DAR-DUM (that noise of big build up) 2 BURNOUT!!!.....2b cont.

Wednesday, 22 April 2015

How 2 Deal Wiv Burnout ... part 1 of 5

Part 1 of  5

Hi there all u stressed out little piggies & other animals.
Most of uz who r work conscious suffer from THIS...wot iz THIS ?...WORKPLACE BURNOUT!! thats wot!! 
Ham sweating like a...pig !
Workplace burnout iz much more than feeling tired (but Tired dow mind if u feel him/her ???), & eet goes b-yond the ordinary stress of everyday work. Greater pressure 2 farm more & more fields, tend more & more...erm...animals like angora rabbits, make more & more ketchup or mayo, not 2 mention growing
just c wot u get if u try eating me veggies!!!
flowers & making 'em in2 bow-kays (so wont...mention eet much :) ) these farmies just wont leave without getting wot they want ! AND now wot DO THEY DO (USA server 1...Upjers.com Free Online games, where i play MFF= My freefarm...under the name of Moonpig), they only go make 1 of them big DOME things 2 grow stuff in like GIANT strawberries, tomatoes, & Kaulifowers 2 name a few...psst! wonder if the slugs r gigantic 2 ? Yum! we pigs will eat just about anything !

Y dont u use the bins ?
No we don't pay musicians,u az 2 buy ur own food !

The picnic area always needs tidying up from abandoned paper kups, plastik straws, & kardboard kartons tossed carelessly on the ground. Do they put 'em in the dezz-ig-nated bins ? Well az heck NOOOOO! Pick 'em up & throw 'em in bin i oinks 2 'em & wot do i get from
'em...this...*!@*#...up urs 2 i reply. Iz juz
the same in forest,(shrugs shoulders) when u go walking thru. Pigs & others hide in bushes 2...relieve nature corzing a stink build up...erm...(crosses legs & dances on spot),back in a
mo...just az 2...go like :)...noise of tinkling......R thats better, now where waz i ? Oh! Here comes a few az been kustomers & wot am they doing in the bushes?...Erm, X-cuse me...u cant do that here. Next few lines r censored!!! so i leave 'em out....2 b cont.