Part 3 of 5
Moonpig ever the perfect pigtess or hostess to you and me :) continues to oink...
"Erm...wish u wud make ur mind up erm....u want a Bucks Fizz ? Erm...hang on, wot ham i finking of...u aint old enuf 4 alcohol ! Better stick 2 vimto or ginger beer, which u want ? Cum on make ur mind up !!" (anyone notice the hint of a song ? )
"Mutter mutter"...mumbles Pinky...shooing away Kat, trying to stop Kat from licking the ketchup off her pink piggy body...while trying to look as if she couldn't care less.
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| Keep ur claws 2 urself Kat !!! |
Eventually, Pinky gets cleaned up and Moonpig trotters over (pigs don't have hands as such) a 2nd bottle of ketchup for Pinky to put it on herself...(lol...ground hog day :D ).
When all eaten and drunk to content...Pinky presses Moonpig to tell about life on Zork...(not Mars).
"Is there much life on Zork ? "she oinks!
Kat settles on Moony's lap & makes dough (kneads with paws and dribbles! ). Moonpig frowns ^>@<^
"Well, az u know, or knot, we az a Central Square where the Commissioner of our planet sum-times calls a meeting. The Twin Domed Metropolitan building lies in the background & iz almost c-thru like erm...transparent, with a lift going rite up 2 the top 2. Taz a private garden thingy at zenith." At this point Moony stands as tall as he can with trotters in the air showing how far away bottom floor is from top floor inadvertently & without intention, throws Kat off lap....
"Yowl Yowl Oowl Owwwwl ! "...yowled Kat making protest noises !
"Opps soz kat, 4 got u were there :) ". Mooonpig continues his winter's tale taking a look through the window, & Kat climbs up on Moony's shoulder to look too :) the snow is falling thick and fast !
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| All file into work :) |
"Erm...i'll continue...now where woz i ? (scratches butt). Ah, his Serfs work on ground floor, our Great Commissioner works in the offices (or sew he tells uz) on the 2nd floor and...he dwells there. The garden at the top iz where our Great Commissioner ponders or so he grunts. Purple trees & bushes grow around the square...and the expanse or sky u mite oink iz a mixture of blues like ear but we dow av clouds. U listening Ima ? "
Moony pinches Pinky's snout 2 gether. She wriggles and...
"Snort! zzzzzZZZZzzzz snort!"...Pinky wakes up with a START and decides to put it in her skin pocket :) "Yes go on. I am so...erm, fasinated to learn of these things :) go on, go on, i'm listening"...(yawns)...2 b cont.
