The Factory Designs

Meet The Workers

Spode iz a medium tubby pink pig who likes iz food. Cliff iz a large orangey pig wiv black patches who smokes(pot). Clarice iz similar size pig but light pink & iz very artistic & sensitive.

Hall & Mark r both pink pot-bellied pigs & look very much alike...always frowning so eet seems.

Then there's Blossom a young impressionable sow, she iz light pink wiv black splashes on her ears & az a lovely err...figure (sweats & drools). Who have i left out ??? Oh yes...

Bezwik eez a deep greyish pink & not so tubby az Spode.

Then there's ME...I ham Special az i ham green. Well all of us r green where i cum from...planet Zork...me home.....snivel snivel (wipes tear away).Fink i av 2 employ other animals az sum 1 said i woz racist...only employing pigs...TUT! I'll show 'em. 

Better check on me sweat-shop...opps meant factory.Hi Cliff ,i shout & he quickly jumps up with his trotters round his back & his face gone all puse erm..thats red...hehe.Hmm...u had better put that out else u'll set urself on fire(i can c smoke from his fag accompanied by a queer aroma).

Mug above is some of Cliffs work not perfect but customers wont mind.

Clarice runs 2 show me her latest design...Hmm...but will the customers want crocus's all over the place...but i must admit it does look nice i add as tears well up in her eyes...probably from gratitude from what i said...well maybe :) 

Hall & Mark r busy with last years calenders !?!

 Bezwik & Spode r drawing plans 4 a new...er...line in a china pig using Blossom as a..as a...er..erm....model.Stop touching her like that u 2!U ought 2 know where she..er..er..bends & dips by now.

I whisper 2 Blossom,whisper whisper(like that)I say 'come 2 me office L8r & i'll show u what i want u 2 work on,there's a..a...er...little xtra money in it' :)I took Blossom on 2 send out same day flowers...got ideal name aint she...lol.

History(Joanyark)

Hi there

Well ham sorry there bin no new posts Of me adventures.

Was hoping 2 of been able 2 share a photo of me workers in me factory, but due 2 a break down temporary (laptop feeling poorly so took 2 laptop hospital---boy---it was running a temperature wen i put thingy in 2 its mouth(port...hehe).

Any way i woz reading up on Earth's history t'other day & found out interesting...erm..er..pig history bout pig goes by name of Joanyark...oink ! ^@^.

Well she woz mad....so it seems. 

She built this HUGE boat & told every 1 it was gona rain...& rain...& rain...(How she knew ? Woz she doing in-jun rain dance ?) Anyways...(wipes snout with trotter), she was charging an arm & a leg if u wanted a place in her boat.

Well how u gona walk on 2 legs all the while ? Mean...it's ok 4 a bit but eet does ur back in ....& i should know!!!

Needless 2 say not many fellow pigs took her up on her offer.

They all built their own coracles ....sound's painful...don't it ??

Hope 2 be able 2 put photo's on next time :)

Otherwise ...i may go 2 the library & look up more of Earth's delightful....em...er..history.

                           moonpig signing off  ^@^ oink !

                           

Lumberjack Pig ... part 3 of 3

Lumberjack Pig: 3 of 3

'Oh Deary me'..paramedics said 2 me pink friend, 'You needs a few stitches in your head', so 1 paramedic ran 2 the ambulance 2 fetch a sewing machine....& squeezed me friends head under foot..SQUELCH !...(under foot of machine.. not ur head b ing trampled on  :) ,,, ) & did a nice hem in head.....

"What about me grunted moonpig !!!"(who was still in the tree).

'Can't do nothin' for you' Paramedic pig says...'where is you any hows?'

"Am up HERE...in the tree." squeals I.

CREAK ! CRACK !

"Oh S**T, am f-f-falling. OOwww, Wallop! Thud! Bounce! & chain saw fell out of Moonpigs trotters too! (all while...blood curdling piggy squeals and grunts getting louder as Moonpig falls).

Ouchy Oinky Ouchy! (me...bouncing off tree) WATCH OUT BELOW ! ...Thud bounce thud!! 

Now i c flying elephants or....pigs...in front of me eyes . "Can u help me?" i groaned."Ooww  owww." (woz in pain)...Paramedics looked me all over..."Careful, am ticklish hehehehe".

...'Can't find any wounds..just scratches..but wheres the blood running down your leg coming from ?' (puzzled looks from paramedics)

"Sob Sob Sniff Sniff," cries i...."look wot i av done 2 me Strawberry jam sandwiches !!"

Got a right telling off from paramedics, Yatter nag nag yatter(thats a right tellin' off noise). 'Should of gone 2 Specsavers', they said, 'instead of wearing those cheap looking 'LOOK' specs!! Might of helped to see what you were sawing!1

Then az if salt were added 2 injury (just a saying, meaning somat couldnt get worse) parmedics chief said...'b more careful next time'...well...words 2 that effect! ;)