Lumberjack Pig ... part 3 of 3

Lumberjack Pig: 3 of 3

'Oh Deary me'..paramedics said 2 me pink friend, 'You needs a few stitches in your head', so 1 paramedic ran 2 the ambulance 2 fetch a sewing machine....& squeezed me friends head under foot..SQUELCH !...(under foot of machine.. not ur head b ing trampled on  :) ,,, ) & did a nice hem in head.....

"What about me grunted moonpig !!!"(who was still in the tree).

'Can't do nothin' for you' Paramedic pig says...'where is you any hows?'

"Am up HERE...in the tree." squeals I.

CREAK ! CRACK !

"Oh S**T, am f-f-falling. OOwww, Wallop! Thud! Bounce! & chain saw fell out of Moonpigs trotters too! (all while...blood curdling piggy squeals and grunts getting louder as Moonpig falls).

Ouchy Oinky Ouchy! (me...bouncing off tree) WATCH OUT BELOW ! ...Thud bounce thud!! 

Now i c flying elephants or....pigs...in front of me eyes . "Can u help me?" i groaned."Ooww  owww." (woz in pain)...Paramedics looked me all over..."Careful, am ticklish hehehehe".

...'Can't find any wounds..just scratches..but wheres the blood running down your leg coming from ?' (puzzled looks from paramedics)

"Sob Sob Sniff Sniff," cries i...."look wot i av done 2 me Strawberry jam sandwiches !!"

Got a right telling off from paramedics, Yatter nag nag yatter(thats a right tellin' off noise). 'Should of gone 2 Specsavers', they said, 'instead of wearing those cheap looking 'LOOK' specs!! Might of helped to see what you were sawing!1

Then az if salt were added 2 injury (just a saying, meaning somat couldnt get worse) parmedics chief said...'b more careful next time'...well...words 2 that effect! ;)