Lumberjack Pig: 2 of 3
..'SQUEAL'...squealed erm...my friend...Opps! 2 L8..U woz ...woz...wearing a saw on head or woz eet
IN head !...mate U day 1/2 look sick .. sick az a ...a...sick pig ! oink!
No stopping me though. I got me big tool out (was petrol chainsaw :) ) & started singing # Timber timber timber i cry, if the chainsaw dow get
me i'll live till i die....RRrrrrrmmh, RRrrrrrmmmhhhh,RRRR-HHHH-MMMM-H (noise of chainsaw 58X,, 24" cut made by LazerCut a heavy duty pro make !)
Oophs.
It slipped.....
ARGH!..saw all this red stuff run
down me leg & tree...(shouldn't that b green stuff?) ...QUICK...get me cell phone out of pocket & called 4
ambulance...coz by now me little pink friend had cum 2 and janked saw out of head
& now there woz a red fountain spurting out of friend's head (Hmm! nice touch). So i pressed buttons on cell phone....Beep Bur Berp !
(noise of...Yawn...cell phone )....then heard sirens...in distance...them were sirens of ambulance....
'OVER HERE'...'IN THE FOREST' we both squealed!! 'HELP!.'.......2 b....continued......
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