Gone Fishing ... part 4 of 4

Part 4 of 4

...Moonpig oinks...K, sooo...lets hook these sprats on erm...fish hooks & c if we con catch somat.

---Thought we were trying to catch Mackerel not somat ? oinks piggie friend.

--- Erm...thats wot i mean, u c, Somat con mean different things depending on...blah blah blah! Moonpig gives l-o-n-g explanation on definitions of the word 'Somat', according to Moonpig...so do u get eet ?

---friend gives a puzzled look ^0@0^ (like that) says (    ) (nothing).

---Dont seem 2 b 2 many fish biting here friend :( Lets try over that side of boat.

Sailor Pig, with annoyed look on face & much shaking of newspaper, gets up 2 let us pass & me & friend just gives him a friendly smirk ;) like that.

one fish wears a cap ?

...Friend spots fish & grabs moonpigs attention (Ouch ! bet that hurt !)

Keep singing & dancing we might get a star role says fish !

---Wot u spot grunts me, & friend points with trotters 2 fish. 1 fish looks like it has cap on head. Whats MORE...looks like fish r dancing. Well u cud blow me down wiv a feather !!! :)...so turns boats radio on 4 'em...BUT...soon all sprats gone & nufin 2 show...as fish get tired out from dancing & disappear in2 depths of C ! Soooo...After 1/2 hour, Sailor Pig stands up starts engine and steers the boat back to shore.

---Well that was relaxing wasnt it Moony ? says friend getting excited.

---Moonpig frowns ^>@<^ like that...think we need 2 earn more Pd 2 go out further & stay longer...so heading back 2

An-de runs FASSSST!

Mootown, looks for farmie with trumpet & cap on head. An-De spys 'em 1st & wizz's off round corner & over road to catch bus to Tim-buk-2 or some other faraway place like Mali where it is 104 faren-height & sunny. Moony gives piggie friend, rods to take back while scratches butt...seems i caught somat like a 'Ik-thee-ol-uh-jee' type of de-zeeze...or somat...maybe :) ... well friend, i sighs, az friend returns, i didnt find eet very relaxing am all worn out!

---Well we cud go fishing...fishing as in the little stream that runs at the bottom of our farms. I'm sure i saw a stickleback jumping out of the water t'other day. I'll get me little fishing net and go try catch one...you want 2 come Moony ?... but

Erm...sticklebacks in stream on Myfreefarm :)

Moony had gone in farmhouse & closed door. Friend looked through window & cud just make out Moony fast asleep on library chair...some pigs just cant stand the pace thought pinky friend as pinky friend ran home to get fishing net.

Gone Fishing ... part 3 of 4

Part 3 of 4

...Hi, grunted pinky friend to farmie man. Here's your cap and trumpet back. Also few Pd :) ... An-De looked relieved & put his cap on FAST as he didnt like to be seen in a state of

spittle will erm...wipe off 

undress!...friend muttered, sorry trumpet will need to be cleaned from all spittle and cap just needs dust shook off :) An-De frowned in a half South African come German sort of way coz he couldnt remember how to fully frown!

---Cum on, i oinky shouts 2 friend, lets buy sum bait...So i buy sum Sprats & hires 2 rods. Next i oinks, we'll go 2 the dock 2 hire a boat 2 take uz out 2 C (sea...just a little way :) )

---Have we enough money then Moony ?

Sprats kept over here Moony !

---Yup! i played x-treamly well,(smirk) & u danced & sung...erm...okay-ish, & we got a lot of Pd (shows friend trotters full of Pd )especially wen we got paid 2 move on a time or 3. Now get in me car...then once again treats friend 2 a nice...erm ride in me 3-wheeler, (Hey this car has been converted to run on Fodder Beet Juice so as it goes like a rocket!(see Moonpig gets His Wheels also my name in there in part 3 :) ). Hold on tight!!!

---Okay, but please drive c-a-r-e-f-u---l---l---eeeeee(SQUEAL!).So we WIZZED off 2 docks like i said ! Think that last bit got lost in the .... wind ? Maybe ???

---Hi Mr Sailor Pig, i'd like 2 hire u & ur boat juz 2 go out 4 a little way & catch sum Mackerel. C i got me Sprats 2 catch a Mackerel (shows sprats 2 sailor pig, who looks non-2-plussed) Here iz the money i got can u take me & me friend out 2 C, 4 az far & az long az that will last (plonks money in2 sailor pigs trotters and smiles :) ... like that).

Sailor Pig pipes us aboard wiv his tin whistle(or descant

No crab...u cant come !

recorder) & starts engine & heads out to sea, but stops boat just 200 yards out.

---Thats as far as Pd will take u grunts, Sailor Pig, u have 1/2 hour to fish !

---Thats not long , ham u sure i moan & groan ? friend thinks i'm ill but ham not(think 'bout eet).

Sailor Pig nods his head & sits down on a stool to read his newspaper, occasionally looking up to see what we get up to & making sure we dow fall in the sea. Has he got insurance i wonder ?....2 b cont.....

Gone Fishing ... part 2 of 4

Part 2 of  4
...Well we can hire the fishing rods and buy the bait, friend says looking in skin-pocket and not finding much Pd, just half sucked sweets with a little fluff on :(

Can you slow down a bit Moony

---i az an idea, grunts Moonpig hanging sign on farmhouse door saying, 'Gone Fishing'...get in2 me 3-wheeler & ill show u wot we gonna do...shoves a reluctant pink pig in2 'Pearl' (name given 2 me  3-wheeler as humans on Earth seem 2 do this !!) Car takes off like a...a mad pig at steering wheel, making own traffic rules up as one goes along. (for more info see 'Moonpig Gets His Wheels' story of end of May through June 2014)...So now we are in Mootown where Moony sees a farmie with a trumpet  wearing a cap...the farmie wears the cap not the

I needs ur trumpet & cap....swipe!

trumpet silly!...S'cuze me Mr Farmie man but i az need 2 borrow a few things of urs...will pay u well wen i return the items :) oinks Moony...Swipe! (noise of...things b-ing borrowed) An-De day 1/2 look mad i con tell u :) Wot woz name of that Farmie i wonders ??? Somat, or Maybe ??? Cud b interesting name ...ermm. Soo we Wizzes off to where lots of passing pigs, animals & farmies erm....pass. Moony squeals 2 pinky friend, K...soooo, u dance round this cap (puts cap on floor), & sing !!! while i blow...woz gonna say me own trumpet,(but iz not mine juz borrowed c) sooo i play a tune or 2...we'll soon get sum Pd in cap ham sure!...Moony plays a lullaby on trumpet & is quite surprised to hear friend sing....# (hash means singing)...sooo listen!
---# Hush, hush-a-bye baby piglet...Be quiet Daddy Boar will be back in the morning, etc...etc....then unnaturally dances madly round cap...puff pant! puff pant! which is now filling up with Pd & a few other unmentionables so we wont mention 'em :)
---Then i plays trumpet tune 2 'Just 1 corneto', followed by 'My hat it has 3 corners'...German folk song so am told ?? erm sung in...erm...German. Scratches butt & thinks wots happening here ???

U dance & sing & i'll blow me trumpet

---friend sings # Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken, Drei Ecken hat mein Hut, Und hätt er nicht drei Ecken, So wär es nicht mein Hut...Can i stop singing & dancing now Moony ? grunts friend...looking all hot &sweaty !

---Erm, hang on...I juz look in cap...which seems reasonably full...k, sooo u my friend, (thrusts trumpet & cap less Pd into Pinky friends trotters) con take 'em back 2 farmie...give im this, An-De will b pleazed ham sure(with just a few pd thrown in)....2 b cont....

Gone Fishing ... part 1 of 4

Part 1 of 4
(1)Wot i need iz 2 take up a hobby like these Earth pigs & Farmies seem 2 do...so...i'll just type in 'hobbies' in laptop & c wot eet cums up wiv, ham sure i con pick somat out relaxing 2 do & soot-able...click click! tap tap! (noise of laptop keys b-ing pressed)...Wow ! says here that simply 'READING' a newspaper or book, even 4 just 6 minutes, con b enuf 2 reduce stress levels by 68%. It 'elps slow down the heart rate & eeze

Painting cud be good .

muscle ten-shun...Rrr, also says here that 'PAINTING' con b a beautiful & soothing way 2 kalm ur mind. The different colors av different energy levels & con sig-niff-i-kantly impact ur mood. Blue, 4 instance, iz associated wiv tranquility, purple wiv creativity & meditation, green wiv freshness,... think ham fresh az that iz me color :) erm yellow iz kon-nekted wiv optimism, orange wiv vitality, red wiv pas-shun, & so on. In fact, eet works az a kreative stress reliever that helps release pent-up ten-shun & anger...hmm...Wot iz next...'MUSIC' iz purr-haps the most kommon medium of art & 'ealing. Says both listening & komposing music 'elp relieve stress & kalm ur mind, music therapy reduces anxiety, improves kognitive 'ealth, decreases pain & pro-moats feelings of power.

If music b the food of love....play on :)

oOOoo....Playing musical instruments also 'elps u express urself & relieve 10-shun...think ham getting better at spelling earth words :)... Slow beats, in particular, r associated wiv meditative states az they encourage slow brainwaves ???...Did i tell u that i did take up 'LINE DANCING' but kept falling orf the line coz the things i had hanging 2 dry (not clothes az pigs aint allowed 2 wear clothes, rule 3 in me Animal Farm trotterbook similar 2 handbooks farmies like 2 use)made me dee-zee !
---What about fishing Moony, i always find it very relaxing.
---Oh, hi friend, didn't hear u cum in.
---Well the door was open so i thought----

'Fishing can be relaxing' says friend

---Yes, yes,..i interrupt, ur welcome any time u know that :) Fishing u say...hmm. Duz eet cost much ? only i avn't much Pd left (Pd is Potato Dollars, the money we use on Myfreefarm).....2 b continued