Gone Fishing ... part 3 of 4

Part 3 of 4

...Hi, grunted pinky friend to farmie man. Here's your cap and trumpet back. Also few Pd :) ... An-De looked relieved & put his cap on FAST as he didnt like to be seen in a state of

spittle will erm...wipe off 

undress!...friend muttered, sorry trumpet will need to be cleaned from all spittle and cap just needs dust shook off :) An-De frowned in a half South African come German sort of way coz he couldnt remember how to fully frown!

---Cum on, i oinky shouts 2 friend, lets buy sum bait...So i buy sum Sprats & hires 2 rods. Next i oinks, we'll go 2 the dock 2 hire a boat 2 take uz out 2 C (sea...just a little way :) )

---Have we enough money then Moony ?

Sprats kept over here Moony !

---Yup! i played x-treamly well,(smirk) & u danced & sung...erm...okay-ish, & we got a lot of Pd (shows friend trotters full of Pd )especially wen we got paid 2 move on a time or 3. Now get in me car...then once again treats friend 2 a nice...erm ride in me 3-wheeler, (Hey this car has been converted to run on Fodder Beet Juice so as it goes like a rocket!(see Moonpig gets His Wheels also my name in there in part 3 :) ). Hold on tight!!!

---Okay, but please drive c-a-r-e-f-u---l---l---eeeeee(SQUEAL!).So we WIZZED off 2 docks like i said ! Think that last bit got lost in the .... wind ? Maybe ???

---Hi Mr Sailor Pig, i'd like 2 hire u & ur boat juz 2 go out 4 a little way & catch sum Mackerel. C i got me Sprats 2 catch a Mackerel (shows sprats 2 sailor pig, who looks non-2-plussed) Here iz the money i got can u take me & me friend out 2 C, 4 az far & az long az that will last (plonks money in2 sailor pigs trotters and smiles :) ... like that).

Sailor Pig pipes us aboard wiv his tin whistle(or descant

No crab...u cant come !

recorder) & starts engine & heads out to sea, but stops boat just 200 yards out.

---Thats as far as Pd will take u grunts, Sailor Pig, u have 1/2 hour to fish !

---Thats not long , ham u sure i moan & groan ? friend thinks i'm ill but ham not(think 'bout eet).

Sailor Pig nods his head & sits down on a stool to read his newspaper, occasionally looking up to see what we get up to & making sure we dow fall in the sea. Has he got insurance i wonder ?....2 b cont.....