Gone Fishing ... part 2 of 4

Part 2 of  4
...Well we can hire the fishing rods and buy the bait, friend says looking in skin-pocket and not finding much Pd, just half sucked sweets with a little fluff on :(

Can you slow down a bit Moony

---i az an idea, grunts Moonpig hanging sign on farmhouse door saying, 'Gone Fishing'...get in2 me 3-wheeler & ill show u wot we gonna do...shoves a reluctant pink pig in2 'Pearl' (name given 2 me  3-wheeler as humans on Earth seem 2 do this !!) Car takes off like a...a mad pig at steering wheel, making own traffic rules up as one goes along. (for more info see 'Moonpig Gets His Wheels' story of end of May through June 2014)...So now we are in Mootown where Moony sees a farmie with a trumpet  wearing a cap...the farmie wears the cap not the

I needs ur trumpet & cap....swipe!

trumpet silly!...S'cuze me Mr Farmie man but i az need 2 borrow a few things of urs...will pay u well wen i return the items :) oinks Moony...Swipe! (noise of...things b-ing borrowed) An-De day 1/2 look mad i con tell u :) Wot woz name of that Farmie i wonders ??? Somat, or Maybe ??? Cud b interesting name ...ermm. Soo we Wizzes off to where lots of passing pigs, animals & farmies erm....pass. Moony squeals 2 pinky friend, K...soooo, u dance round this cap (puts cap on floor), & sing !!! while i blow...woz gonna say me own trumpet,(but iz not mine juz borrowed c) sooo i play a tune or 2...we'll soon get sum Pd in cap ham sure!...Moony plays a lullaby on trumpet & is quite surprised to hear friend sing....# (hash means singing)...sooo listen!
---# Hush, hush-a-bye baby piglet...Be quiet Daddy Boar will be back in the morning, etc...etc....then unnaturally dances madly round cap...puff pant! puff pant! which is now filling up with Pd & a few other unmentionables so we wont mention 'em :)
---Then i plays trumpet tune 2 'Just 1 corneto', followed by 'My hat it has 3 corners'...German folk song so am told ?? erm sung in...erm...German. Scratches butt & thinks wots happening here ???

U dance & sing & i'll blow me trumpet

---friend sings # Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken, Drei Ecken hat mein Hut, Und hätt er nicht drei Ecken, So wär es nicht mein Hut...Can i stop singing & dancing now Moony ? grunts friend...looking all hot &sweaty !

---Erm, hang on...I juz look in cap...which seems reasonably full...k, sooo u my friend, (thrusts trumpet & cap less Pd into Pinky friends trotters) con take 'em back 2 farmie...give im this, An-De will b pleazed ham sure(with just a few pd thrown in)....2 b cont....