Gone Fishing ... part 4 of 4

Part 4 of 4

...Moonpig oinks...K, sooo...lets hook these sprats on erm...fish hooks & c if we con catch somat.

---Thought we were trying to catch Mackerel not somat ? oinks piggie friend.

--- Erm...thats wot i mean, u c, Somat con mean different things depending on...blah blah blah! Moonpig gives l-o-n-g explanation on definitions of the word 'Somat', according to Moonpig...so do u get eet ?

---friend gives a puzzled look ^0@0^ (like that) says (    ) (nothing).

---Dont seem 2 b 2 many fish biting here friend :( Lets try over that side of boat.

Sailor Pig, with annoyed look on face & much shaking of newspaper, gets up 2 let us pass & me & friend just gives him a friendly smirk ;) like that.

one fish wears a cap ?

...Friend spots fish & grabs moonpigs attention (Ouch ! bet that hurt !)

Keep singing & dancing we might get a star role says fish !

---Wot u spot grunts me, & friend points with trotters 2 fish. 1 fish looks like it has cap on head. Whats MORE...looks like fish r dancing. Well u cud blow me down wiv a feather !!! :)...so turns boats radio on 4 'em...BUT...soon all sprats gone & nufin 2 show...as fish get tired out from dancing & disappear in2 depths of C ! Soooo...After 1/2 hour, Sailor Pig stands up starts engine and steers the boat back to shore.

---Well that was relaxing wasnt it Moony ? says friend getting excited.

---Moonpig frowns ^>@<^ like that...think we need 2 earn more Pd 2 go out further & stay longer...so heading back 2

An-de runs FASSSST!

Mootown, looks for farmie with trumpet & cap on head. An-De spys 'em 1st & wizz's off round corner & over road to catch bus to Tim-buk-2 or some other faraway place like Mali where it is 104 faren-height & sunny. Moony gives piggie friend, rods to take back while scratches butt...seems i caught somat like a 'Ik-thee-ol-uh-jee' type of de-zeeze...or somat...maybe :) ... well friend, i sighs, az friend returns, i didnt find eet very relaxing am all worn out!

---Well we cud go fishing...fishing as in the little stream that runs at the bottom of our farms. I'm sure i saw a stickleback jumping out of the water t'other day. I'll get me little fishing net and go try catch one...you want 2 come Moony ?... but

Erm...sticklebacks in stream on Myfreefarm :)

Moony had gone in farmhouse & closed door. Friend looked through window & cud just make out Moony fast asleep on library chair...some pigs just cant stand the pace thought pinky friend as pinky friend ran home to get fishing net.