Moonpig Gets His Wheels ... part 5 of 5

Moonpig Gets His Wheels :Part 5 of 5

"Any time u want a lift" shouts i..."dont hesitate...2 ask..4....1....(???) Where u go ?"
 Looks round & just about catches sight of  friend dashing up the road....&....gone!..into the distance.
"Well i may az well go home." ...backhome...Moonpig hums to himself..."Hmm hmmm hm hmmm." (like that :) ) & brings out a bucket of soapy water & a shammy to wash his pride & joy...Pearl...also talks 2 car while washing her.   
"R, u r a Beaut ... & i think me friend likes u
2."
Splosh! slosh! Does the wheels..next..Policepigstable walks onto farm house of Moonpig.
"He says hello hello hello." He oinks.
I looks round 2 C if we have been joined by  3 friends(where bin they then?).
"Oh hi officer." (i give him a big smile :) )
"Just making inquiries (says he), I have had reports of a green car speeding through Mootown (& he bends his knees {do pigs have knees? } ...3 times)
"Oh!" oinks i "& do u really fink me car (points 2 Pearl) can speed?"
"Hmm..hmmm..."He starts to laugh "Lol, no, not that 3 wheeler its ridiculous"...Policepigstable laughs again & says "sorry to of troubled you but i have to follow these things up. Ha ha! Bye"
...He leaves shaking his head...
I talk 2 Pearl reassuring her & wait till he (policepigstable) gets out of sight then i falls on floor laughing loudly, "oinky oinky oink oink!"...the end

Moonpig Gets His Wheels ... part 4 of 5

Moonpig Gets His Wheels: Part 4 of 5

"Hope u gotta driving licence Moony,2 show policepigstables" says piggy friend.
"What license?" oinks Moonpig.
"Well have you got it taxed & insured then?" Puzzled look from moonpig...then, "Ooo look at the pretty lights they got on police car...have 2 get me some...Hmm green 1's me thinks."
Friend says,"You'd better not stop if you ain't got all them documents else you'll be thrown into prison!"
"Ooo look me little piggy friend, think they want 2 race wiv uz. Hehe, we'll show 'em."
Moonpig slams his trotters down hard on eccelerater. WHOOOOOSH!
"How you do that Moony? How come this little car can go so FAASSSTTT ?" You hold on to everything & boy ...you look pale.
"Oh ,s'ezy..i converted the engine 2 take Fodder Beet Juice...eet dont 1/2 work, look we lost the police car hehe!" Moonpig carries on speeding WHOOSH! Over railway lines as barrier starts 2 come down.
"OINK!" You squeal...
"Wow u gone even paler r u feeling ok ?"
"Just drop me off here Moony, i need to get some ...er...erm...exercise...PLEASE!"
"K if thaz wot u want." ERRRRck! Car comes to a halt & friend gets out...no jumps out...no dives out the door...just in case....2 b cont....

Moonpig gets His Wheels ... part 3 of 5

Moonpig Gets His Wheels:Part 3 of 5

Me piggy friend hangs on2 open windows 4 dear life (whoever that may b...lol), as Moonpig seems unaware of ANY traffic rules & regulations.
"Get out of the road," oinks Moony...shouting 'jay-walker' 2 'em 2 lol. Tyres screech EEEeeerrhh!(noise of er...screechy tyres)as Moony goes round island (MUCH 2 fast).

"I am sure we dont go round the island THAT way!" screams friend. "Nor should you go through RED traffic lights!"

"Look...whos driving! U want a go?" (pulls out driving wheel & passes it friend). 
SILENCE ! 
"I take it thaz a 'no' then...take ur trotters orf ur eyes & enjoy the view!! "says Moonpig.

Me pink friend screams "Watch out 4 the zebra crossing! Argh!"

"Wot zebra crossing?(scratches head) can juz C farmies(them who come & buy from our farms) running all over pretty black & white road bit here. They shud hurry up more, cant stop u know...now where r the brakes?" Moony looks down at pedals...

"AARRGGHH!" squeals piggy friend....wee-bar wee-bar wee-bar (noise of pursuing police car)......2 b cont.

Moonpig Gets His Wheels ... part 2 of 5

Moonpig Gets his Wheels:Part 2 of 5

"Oh hi piggy friend have u come 2 c my 'wheels' hehe...Wot yer think? Real beaut aint she." (pats car lovingly & smiles broadly).
Piggy friend  says "well i think it must b 1 of a...(swallows hard GULP! like that)..kind .Does it go?"

"What yer mean...does it go! (hurt look on face) Jump in passenger side & we go 4 a spin lol!"
Shoves me friend in & slams door shut...BANG! SLAM! (like that), then jumps in2 drivers side.
Nice&cosyallsquashedup2getherlike.

"What u doing moony?"

"Am just gona start the engine."

"But u havent got a key!"

"Dont need 1 just have 2 connect these 2 wires here hanging from dashboard like i was shown", & Splutter splutter !

 Bang Bang! (car springs 1n2 life).Moonpig puts his trotters 2 pedals & Zooooms away...off like a..a...rocket....2 b cont.