"Hmm! I az soooo many seeds 2 plant and not enuf room so eet seems"...(surveys or studies the land & scratches Butt). Moonpig picks up a trotter-full of soil, examines it and sniffs it with his 2 good eyes & very delicate snout...
"Ahhhh! the earth smells good...this iz a fertile land & i will rule over all the land ear (wrong earth spelling of 'here' but may improve after going to night school...don't count on it !), & i will call it...'this land' or somat like that...erm, I noze," exclaims Moonpig..."I will get me tractor out the barn & plough another acre or 2 ... or 3... maybe." :)
So Moonpig opens the barn doors and after filling the tank with his 'special' fuel, (forage beet juice & a little of somat else) mounts his tractor, turns the key (yes he has a key to this mode of transport unlike his 3-wheeler called Pearl).
Splugggg! Spluggg! gggg ggg gggg...tractor springs into life, smoke billowing out.
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| This iz the life ..... |
Moony looks up to see the plume of...erm...smoke and oinks..."Must of made the mixture a bit strong !!!"
Not long after ploughing a few furrows...CLANG ! A metal box gets flung up into the air and hits Moonpig on the snout.
"Ouch", grunts a disgruntled pig or something similar but we can't print it here !!! "That piggin well hurt !!!"
Moonpig examines the metal box, it has a hole for a key ! It's a bit rusty ! (well that figures !! ) Moonpig gives it a shake. A small muffled noise can be heard.
"Somat definitely in there," Brings box up to his right eye & then to his left eye...peers in keyhole as best as he can, ^o@<^... ^>@o^...like that :)
Moonpig runs to his farm house & searches through his selection of keys he keeps in a draw.
"Nope (tosses key, Clang!) nope (tosses key, Clang!), nope (tosses key, Clang!) not that 1 either." Goes through all of his keys...Tosses them ALL aside CLANG-CLATTER-CLANG !
(noise of keys hitting the floor)...Sighs ! Then he has a bright idea, "I'll go 2 Pinky's farmhouse & c if she az any spare keys...yup that's wot i'll do"...and off he trots......2 b continued
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| Assortment of keys :) |
