Nav-oo-r4 ... part 4 of 13

Nav-oo-r4: Part 4 of 13

Space Sat Nav

...Zhhooosh! UFO set off real fast like warp 8...Moonpig falls on 2 control panel & grapples with trotters BUT accidentally punches in code on Space Sat Nav....&...&..."Squeal!" squealed Moonpig as both get their balance..."Did knot know i ad spent all that! Wait till i c me bank manager"(get it ?).

loosing ones balance

"And just you wait till i c mine" oinked friend...."Soz Moony" says me friend cringing,waiting for a blow to ears or butt.
"Hey, you gone a funny colour Moony"....ducks again just in case.

"Never mind 4 now i'll deal wiv u L8r"....taps instruments with trotters...tap tap! & calcu-L8s space & Timeinfinity on Space Sat Nav..."Hmm fink we r headed 4 a planet called Nav-oo-r4 !!...or near abouts." :(  

"Can't you reset it to take you home to planet Zork?"

"Sighs!...No...I need the co-ordinates & they got erased from memory bank & i cant remember them...[sniff sniffle sniff]...have 2 ride eet out till we get 2 where we going"..[sigh].....2 b cont. 

Nav-oo-r4 ... part 3 of 13

Nav-oo-r4: Part 3 of 13

"Rite, juz cum over ear & hold on2 thiz....thats rite....good, now, dont move!...errrth!errth!(sound of...erm  x-ersion)K...thaz screwed in nicely...now touch thiz wiv ur trotter (points), while i go & switch on the ElectroTransport Noduals.

"I...I...I'm not sure about doing that Moony. What if someone is looking & i aint doing it properly!!"

"No 1 can c us ear...(oinky chuckle) winked I  >@^ .

"Just this one time then" oinked pinky friend....& with that...an electrifying bolt of...of...erm...er...well a blue light sort of shot across the ceiling, bounced orf friends head, which toppled me friend over hitting a black box wiv a purple button ....which in turn ... x-panded the Density Intelligence Complex ...&...at the same time BIG vibration .... WOAMMMMM! & friend stuck out trotters...which set off the thruster engines ...Vzhzhzhzh(noise of well maintained thruster engines)....2 b cont.

Nav-oo-r4 ... part 2 of 13

Nav-oo-r4 :Part 2 of 13

...."Yup sure am" said me friend.

"Cum on then, btw wots ur t-pot look like?" Friend must of mistook question coz friend said half as much again & grunted....Erm..er...Blank looks all round (who is Blank anyway?)Sooo...climbed in2 UFO,pulled up stairway & shut door Clunkkk!(noise of door...er...shutting).

"My, its very deceptive. Theres LOTS of space in here" says me piggy friend, moving around & erm...observing all the controls.

Wow! Lots of controls !

"DONT touch that" I grunts loudly making me friend a little nervous.

"Whats that ?" said me pinky friend, pointing with trotters..."Iz a little nervous I juz made 4  U" says I...laffin'..."Put eet in ur pocket....u do have a pocket dont u ?"

DONT touch

"Cause i do" you sniffed  as your chin b-gan to wobble & a sobby sniff was stifled.

"K...K...am still trying 2 fit in on Earth so u av 2 x-cuze me & me er...erm...pig-or-rith-ems :).

Sniff sniff honk! (me friend wipes snout with back of trotter)"What you want me t0 do then Moony?"....2 b cont.

An epic adventure-Nav-oo-r4 ... part 1 of 13

Nav-oo-r4 :Part 1 of 13

Well over the last few days i av been working in me UFO.....been av-ing a bit of trouble wiv 1 of the Electromagnetic Filaments...eet needs a bit of precision layering just about...( sticks tongue out of corner of mouth...in deep concentration)...HERE...

then av 2 collapse the Photonic Infinity Probes 2 make eet more accessible 2 the warp enhancers...then optimize the Light Wave Chips (made me feel HUNGRY)....Clunk Clunk! Clatter fump!...there now i av 2 get the cover off me cushions on seat here & wash em.
 Back at farm house stuck covers in sink & add wash powder....twiddle & thumped 'em a bit till dirt came out, hung on line 2 dry ( me covers not me)...then heard a noise...came from me cornfield where i keep me UFO...wiv the cloaking device on...of corz...looked & cud c U (me friend)..singing....listen....

 # (# = singing, remember ?) "am a little t-pot....short & stout..oink oink oink...heres me handle heres me spout."

Strange words fort I...VVVvvump!(noise of me speeding over) Sped over as fast as i cud go & almost knocking over friend said, "Hey I cud do wiv an x-tra pair of trotters 2 help me wiv minor operations on UFO...r u up 4 it?"...2 b cont.