Vision With A Mission ... part 5 of 14

Part 5 of 14

The 1st Demon on the top or center demon looks much like a TIGER and speaks up in a growly voice...

at the 3 demon gate !!!

--What can we do for you little porkchops...Oops I mean little piggies ?

--We wantz 2 go thru the gate plz...(shyly swaying a little with trotters behind back & did you notice how Moony answered politely :) )

The 2nd Demon on the right of the gate, looks like a STONE GARGOYLE, it has a beard, is almost toothless, has big ears, a pug nose, & staring eyes, who next speaks...in a gravelly voice (like a harsh grating sound)says... 

--Have you brought the SALT ?

The 3rd Demon on the left of the gate is a bit DEFORMED, with a slightly bent over ridged back, a horn in the center of his brow, (wie geil or how cool when translated) breasts with nipples, spindly arms, and thick short legs that seem to come out of its...torso or i suppose you could say BUTT!

Pinky holds salt in trotters

--If you haven't brought the Salt, you can't go through.

--YES YES, i az the salt in me bag...(shoves Pinky in front), Well show eet 2 'em Pinky!!!

Pinky delves into the holdall & triumphantly shouts 'kadoef',( which when translates goes like this > Ta-da!), Holding salt aloft in trotters & big smile on face :) Pinky trotters the salt over to Moony, (not hands as pigs dont have hands remember ? ).

--1st Demon GROWLS, each take a pinch of salt in your right trotter & throw it over your left mutton.

--Mutton MUTTON ?? grunts Moonpig loudly.

--2nd Demon says in a GRAVELLY voice, Demon 1 was meant to say...throw it over your left piggy shoulder. 

--3rd Demon gets the HUMP & says, Yes i do recall that the last one to go through the gate was a SHEEP, an old one at that.

--1st Demon growls, get on with the ritual, i'm hungry & things taste better salted !!!

And a little way through the gate and to the right a heap of bones picked clean can be just about seen !!!

--Moonpig mutters somat to Pinky, somat like...whatever they say...points to Demons > (like that)...we dash thru at the last split 2nd or at my say so, right ?

Pinky now starts to tremble at the thought of her bones being added to the pile of bones just visible through the gate.

Take that bottle of olive oil

--Ist Demon growls...take that bottle of Olive Oil down there > (points) & rub each other all over with it...slip slap splosh ! (noise of pigs slapping oil over each other).

-- 2nd Demons gravelly voice says...Then that Pepper Mill over here...take it and grind the pepper over each other...kraaak-kraaak-kraaak ! (noise of pepper mill grinding).

--Achoo! a-a-achoo! A- ACHOO ! Both pigs sneeze in synchronization or both together at the same time :)

--3rd Demon makes an action with his spindly arms & says...now RUB some more salt into your fatty parts.

So as the pigs reasoned they were mostly fat...rubbed it all over each other...rub-a dub-dub !(noise of pigs erm...rubbing in salt :)

Meanwhile...the Demons summoned up a LARGE FIRE !!!.

--1st Demon, licking his lips with his tongue, growls...when you go through the gate, throw the rest of the salt over yourself for good measure.

Rat squeaks...Beware.....

Hmm !  Moonpig smells a RAT !! looks down & sees a Rat.

Rat lifts a front foot & points with his claw at the pile of bones. Rat squeaks, Beware beware, once again i'll say...but before he could say Beware again, 3rd Demon treads on rat and squashes it, EEEKKK! [noise of rat being um...squashed], like stubbing out a cigarette....then kicks it into the fire, THWACK! [like that].

Moonpig & Pinky recall the words of Dumbo...'be sure to follow the directions to the letter'.

--Blow that, oinks Moony or words to that effect but words am censored here (*^%$@!!!).

Suddenly Moonpig grabs Pinky by the ears pulling her & rushes through the Demon gate...&....2 b cont....

Vision With A Mission ... part 4 of 14

Part 4 of 14

 Ahhh! here is a monkey named Magic. He is sitting by 3 overflowing baskets in the market...full of veggies so it seems (the baskets...tut...okay, so the monkey had 3 bananas in his gob so who's counting ???) & so begins the bartering. With

Think i brought too many Loom Bands ?

everything bartered and even exchanged for, except for 1/2 a box of loom bands (think we over did it with loom bands), Moonpig and Pinky friend loads up all the vegetables into 2 now heavy holdalls...you know, bags, the sort that could hold...erm...explosives :) but NOT, no no NO! as i am peace-loving pig, loving veggies. 

--K, says Moonpig, we needs sum sort of transport 2 get uz over the 1st bit of a mountainous ridge & up 2wards the jungle that will lead uz 2 the Hush-a-bye mountain...(looks around). Hi Mr. Elephant. R u 4 hire ?

--As a matter of fact I am...where would you like to go ? Says Mr. Elephant (who's name happens to be Dumbo)...Is that a feather he's holding ?

My beautiful feather .. trumpets Dumbo.

--We wants to go to the highest mountain in Peru, Piggy friend pipes up as friend has been quiet a long time & she wants to put her pennyworth in ! (Haa! now we have it ! Disclosed for the first time on here & anywhere....Pinky friend happens to be a SOW and it has taken a long time to find this out !!!)

--Right, Just one problem with that. I can only take you as far as The 3 Demon Gate. To go past them you will have to do so by yourself. You see, you will need to perform a Purifying Ceremony of a RITUAL kind. It involves making an offering of SALT to the Demons for Safe Passage.

--Hmm, o.k. good job we bought sum salt 2 season the veggies wiv...says Moony nodding 2wards one of the bags...but PRAY tell me, y cant u go any further ???

--Argh!! [Elephant recoils]...Keep the salt well away from me...trumpets Dumbo looking scared...[then as he sees shocked look on pigs faces feels he has to explain] You see, i wasn't always in the form as you see me in now...I was a SNAIL in my FORMER LIFE...till someone trod on me and sent me to be reborn or reincarnated. I prefer this bigger body as i can hold, carry, pull, and make more of whatever it is you have in exchange for my services.

--I az these very very pretty & much much desirable...erm...loom bands. Moonpig takes out a few loom bands to show Dumbo.

--Such b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l colors, exclaims Dumbo, twisting the bands this way and that in his trunk before putting them away...erm where ever a elephant puts his erm...things :) . Climb on my back and i'll hang your knapsacks on my tusks.

Twist ur leg round Pinky..you'll fall !!!

So up they climb...and enjoy the view...rising up over the smaller mountain ridge breathing in all that lovely fresh air...& the journey continues. Much chattering in good SPIRITS [whiskey, sherry, port anyone ? :) ] & the like goes back & forth...back & forth...back &...Suddenly, Dumbo comes to a FULL STOP ! 

--That's as far as i go, if you carry on just down there (points with trunk to a forested area dead ahead) you will find The 3 Demon Gate. They, the Demons will tell you what to do. If you want safe passage, be sure to follow the directions to the letter...trumpets in a serious looking elephant expression { ( . . ) }  (< like that)

Moonpig and Pinky slide down off Dumbo's back & Moonpig carefully removes the backpacks (ha ha, bags keep changing names...to avoid...detection ??? ) & trotters them over (pigs dont have hands c) to Pinky.

--Bye & have a safe journey back, oinks Pinky, waving a trotter & a big tear falls from the corner of her eye...think she rather liked Mr. Elephant :)

--Com on then Pinky friend az we ay got all day 2 stand stooding here :)

--But the holdalls are heavy !!! squeals Pinky.

--Oh, o.k. we con go a bit slower if eet 'elps.

Down the trail & at the edge of the trees & flora, (Flora...thats the plants of a particular region, habitat,or

geological period :) ) they see a gate...almost like a oblong archway. On this...gate are perched 3 DEMONS  of different appearances...One on either side and one on top....descriptions are as follows....2 b cont.....